Automatic milking machine

Venus 2000 Review: I Moaned, It Whirred, the Neighbors Called the Cops

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Ever wondered what it would be like to have a personal pleasure assistant that never gets tired? That’s essentially what the Venus 2000 milking machine promises – a hands-free experience that’s supposedly worth every penny of its premium price tag. As someone who’s tested more male pleasure devices than I’d care to admit at family … Read more

Lovebotz Super Milker Deluxe Review: A Modern Man’s Guide to Robotic Romance

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Welcome to the brave new world of automated intimacy, where the Lovebotz Super Milker Deluxe promises to revolutionize your solo adventures. As someone who’s navigated the sometimes awkward, sometimes amazing landscape of male pleasure devices, I’m here to give you the unfiltered truth about this much-discussed machine. Is this high-tech helper worth its substantial price … Read more