I have control issues, okay? Don’t ask me where it comes from because I was pretty passive until I had my first orgasm.
Now I’m a monster and I’m not even sorry about it. In fact, I called the shots in my own bedroom for the last decade because it didn’t seem like anybody could fuck me right.
I was wrong.
As it turns out, the only thing missing was a good female sex toy to put me in my place. My anatomy had been aching for something I couldn’t quite define, yet once I found it I felt instantly complete (and completed in an instant).
So, this is my honest review of the Lovense Lush 3 and I make no apologies about that either.
What Is The Lovense Lush 3 Sex Toy?
This device is somewhat hard to define, but many sex toy companies are now creating things with a similar form and function. The Lovense Lush 3 is a step up from the original design, with enhanced motor and a sleeker design.
It’s also more powerful, which comes in handy considering the unique ergonomics and wearability.
I’d even venture to say it’s appropriate for men to wear too.
After all, this is a hooked, dual-ended vibrator for women but it doesn’t mess around. And since it’s made by one of the most trusted names in personal pleasure, it’s also backed by robust manufacturing, innovative technologies, and limited warranty just in case.
Meanwhile, the Lush 3 sex toy is supposed to work for individuals and/or couples no matter the distance or desire. It’s ideal for deep g-spot or p-spot stimulation and it’s also great for external pleasure.
That, in fact, is why I bought it. My man thinks he needs to travel all the time and I get horny every day. I’m also no good with tech, so the toy I picked had to be simple.
The Main Features
Speaking of simple, the Lush 3 by Lovense takes no extra skills or equipment to use as intended. Granted, you might have to buy two separate devices to play with the roles in your relationship, but that’s relatively standard.
The real treat is when you turn it on. . .or when it turns you on, I should say.
I can’t even mess with a vibrator that has less than three pleasure modes, so this bad boy blew me out of the water. Not only could I scroll through the built-in settings but I could also sync it to my smart phone with a free downloadable app to experience an unlimited range of different vibe patterns and speed cycles. I knew right away it was gonna be a long night.
To make matters worse, this pretty little toy packs more punch than it appears. With a 5-hour battery life after every full USB charge, its wireless connectivity, and an IPX7 waterproof material, it’s like the off-road vehicle of interactive sex toys.
It can go almost anywhere, is perfect for traveling, and is draped in silky-soft hypoallergenic silicone that doesn’t irritate my extremely sensitive skin.
Under the velvety exterior, which measures about 3 inches in insertable length with a 1.5-inch girth, is a powerful motor that put up with my bullshit for at least 3 hours right out of the box. (Yes, I have a job. It was the weekend. Don’t judge me.) I didn’t have the Lovense USB Bluetooth adapter for my PC, so I just did everything through my Android.
Then, I found out it could sync to music and was sound activated and that was the end of all my plans.
The Lovense Lush 3 Sex Toy Undressed
Like most sex toys for couples, this one came ready for action but not alongside a compatible device. At first I thought it was going to limit my experience, but it never did.
That’s because the Lovense Lush 3 sex toy is designed to be self-sufficient and not reliant on another toy for its power or prowess. And for someone with such a tight budget as mine, that’s always good news.
But enough about what you don’t get. Let’s talk about what you do. Life is full enough disappointments as it is.
Here’s what comes in the box:
The Lovense Lush 3 Bluetooth Remote Control Vibrator
A multilingual user manual
A quick setup guide (for when you’re too horny to wait)
A standard USB charging cable (that could have been longer, let’s keep it real)
Your very own satins storage bag (plus the sturdy box it came in)
I noticed that these folks didn’t provide a complimentary lube sample and that’s not normal. I think it’s pretty dangerous, actually.
Since so many people are unfamiliar with lubrication etiquette, sellers run the risk of their customers ruining the toy’s materials before their first orgasm. Just throw in a packet or something, Lovense. Geesh.
This toy can be used vaginally or anally, by the way. That means cleaning it is super important. But the manufacturer doesn’t send any sex toy cleaner either, so make sure you get some of your own. And because the materials aren’t compatible with silicone-based products, always use water-based lubes and cleaning supplies even if that means spending a lot more money.
What I loved
Listen, if I’m honest then I’ll say I’ve loved every sex toy that ever touched my twat. It’s because they’re all designed to make me cum, and my horny ass is never angry about that. But there are obviously some devices that do a better job than others, and the Lush 3 is one of them.
I loved that it was so easy to use, but that’s not even the best part. Here are five examples of what I mean:
You know how when you use a new vibrator for the first time it feels sort of awkward? Usually, that’s due to the dimensions being unfit for your body type, or because the tip of the toy isn’t rounded enough for easy insertion.
So, my love affair with this thing started as soon as I put it inside my pussy. It was a smooth glide and a g-spot satisfying ride, and I blame it on the dimensions.
There are few materials that work as well as silicone on sex toys. The stuff is durable, hypoallergenic, non-porous, and silk-soft (especially with plenty of lube on it).
Moreover, this toy is extremely easy to maintain because it’s all submersible in water and contained within a single non-moving piece. It just sucks that the Lush 3 doesn’t come in a stainless-steel version so I could have experimented with temperature play.
Despite its unresponsiveness to temperature variations, the LL3 is still one of the most versatile sex toys in my stash. It’s not only great for pussy power but it’s also a tight contender for backdoor bliss. And since it hooks in a U-shape to target the sweet spot and the clit/perineum at the same time, it’s a modern manufacturing marvel in my book.
The fact that it also uses technology to support long-distance sex is enough to make my filthy mind explode.
It’s not the most powerful vibrator I’ve ever shoved up my vagina but it’s definitely a beast. The first few built-in vibe settings are somewhat boring but it gets better as you go.
Then there’s the app. It let me sit and play with sensation combinations until I found exactly what I was looking for. My partner could access my saved favorites too, so I got a pleasant surprise later on when we started using it as a couple in bed and in public.
This thing has an impressive range even when you’re not hooked up via Bluetooth. Sitting down or standing up, it gave me about 30 feet of workable space to move around the room. With everything synced, however, there was no limit to the places we could do.
One time, I even took mine on a plane and hid in the bathroom while my partner gave me an orgasm from the airport lobby. It was the sweetest send-off I’ve ever had.
What I hated
Surprisingly, I don’t have many complaints when it comes to the Lovense Lush 3. It’s a relatively straightforward sex toy with few bells and whistles, having only the most important elements for a good time regardless of proximity. Most devices like this usually focus too much on the technology and forget all about the importance of strong vibrations.
I thought the LL3 was pretty well balanced in that regard, even if it could have used an app update and some motion sensors somewhere.
It also might not be appropriate for all body types or experience levels. Yes, it’s strong but that’s not why. The problem is that the bulbous tip may be too large for beginners, and the curved shape is only somewhat flexible so you can’t even move the other arm out of the way for experimentation.
Other than that, it’s a solid sex toy with plenty of room to let your imagination run wild.
How I make it feel better
Despite my mostly amazing experience with the third generation Lovense Lush, I could still come up with a few ways to make it feel better. So, here’s what I suggest:
#1. Use an enhanced lubrication.
Regular lubricant will definitely improve your sensations during foreplay or masturbation, but try using something with warming, cooling, or tingling ingredients.
That way, you’ll experience internal and external stimulation simultaneously, especially if you slather it on the clitoral massager portion of the toy.
#2. Remember to practice first.
They say practice makes perfect and they aren’t kidding. When it comes to using a device that connects couples from across the planet, a little preparation goes a long way.
My partner and I struggled to figure out all the features until we sat down together and went over it all at once. Try that if you run into any hiccups.
#3. Clean it before and after use.
It may seem counterproductive, but always wash the surface of your pleasure products before using them as well as after. That’s because airborne debris and bacteria can settle on the exterior and cause your lubes to react funny when applied.
A quick bath helps the liquid stick to your toy and protects you from potential irritation and infection.
NOTE: Always keep this thing put up in its included storage bag, but also place it in a sturdy box to prevent damage. Never leave the device in direct sunlight and try not to expose it to extreme hot and/or cold temperatures. For the best results, register the limited manufacturer’s warranty within 30 days of the purchase date.
Couple’s sex toys with Bluetooth aren’t rare these days. It seems like most mechanical devices have that feature for one reason or another.
However, it’s important to note that the quality of your experience depends on the quality of your internet and/or phone connection. If you’re in a location where service is bad, the toy might not connect right away or you could suffer lags that interrupt the session.
That’s another reason why practice makes perfect. Test your device in various locations to make sure you get the services required for a smooth climax. If the toy still doesn’t work when you try everything else, use the built-in vibe settings like I did and just call it a day.
After all, this thing was invented for solo stimulation as well.
The Naked Truth
I have a problem letting go of control in the bedroom, but sex toys like the Lovense Lush 3 make it easier for me to relax and submit. I know that there are strict parameters with this thing, so even if I get completely vulnerable, everything is already authorized. It’s also easy to use, which means I can snap my fingers and get a great orgasm any time I want.
With a resume like that, I see now why the LL3 has already sold millions of units worldwide.