Ladies, let me tell you about the day I forgot my own name. It wasn’t from a wild night out or an intense workout session—it was courtesy of the Womanizer Premium 2. This sleek little device has been creating quite the buzz in the pleasure product world, and after three months of, ahem, thorough testing, … Read more
When a $1,500+ sex toy arrives at your doorstep, you can’t help but wonder: will this be the best ride of my life or just an expensive dust collector? That’s exactly what went through my mind when I unboxed the Motorbunny Buck, the premium thrusting sex machine that promises to deliver earth-shattering orgasms with its … Read more
The moment I unboxed the hot pink Lovense Nora, my cat Whiskers gave me that judgmental side-eye cats reserve for when you’re doing something they find particularly undignified. Little did she know, I was about to embark on a two-week testing journey with one of the most talked-about rabbit vibrators on the market – all … Read more
Let me start by saying this isn’t the article my mother hoped I’d write when she said I had “potential as a writer.” But here we are. I’ve spent the past month testing various onaholes so you don’t have to (unless you want to, which is kind of the point). If you’re wondering whether these … Read more
When the package containing my Lovense Edge 2 arrived, I felt like a kid on Christmas morning – if Santa delivered vibrating prostate massagers instead of toys. After spending weeks putting this high-tech butt buddy through its paces, I’m ready to share every intimate detail of our relationship. Spoiler alert: my prostate has never been … Read more
Welcome to the brave new world of automated intimacy, where the Lovebotz Super Milker Deluxe promises to revolutionize your solo adventures. As someone who’s navigated the sometimes awkward, sometimes amazing landscape of male pleasure devices, I’m here to give you the unfiltered truth about this much-discussed machine. Is this high-tech helper worth its substantial price … Read more
I never thought I’d write a review that includes the phrases “weighted rumble motor” and “earth-shattering orgasms” in the same sentence, but here we are. The Fun Factory VIM has been making waves in the pleasure product world, and I’ve spent the past month putting it through its paces to bring you this comprehensive review. … Read more
As someone who’s tested more silicone than a phone case factory, I’ve finally met my match. The RealCock 2 has been on my wishlist for years, and after months of saving up, I finally took the plunge. Was it worth the eye-watering price tag? Let’s just say my expectations were high, but this toy somehow … Read more
As someone who’s tested dozens of male pleasure devices, I was genuinely curious about the Kiiroo Keon. This high-tech automatic masturbator has generated serious buzz online, with some calling it revolutionary while others question its hefty price tag.I decided to put it through rigorous testing while also analyzing hundreds of user reviews from Reddit, Quora, … Read more