Venus 2000 Review: I Moaned, It Whirred, the Neighbors Called the Cops

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a personal pleasure assistant that never gets tired? That’s essentially what the Venus 2000 milking machine promises—a hands-free experience that’s supposedly worth every penny of its premium price tag. As someone who’s tested more male pleasure devices than I’d care to admit at family dinners, I … Read more