Ever wondered what it would be like to have a personal pleasure assistant that never gets tired? That’s essentially what the Venus 2000 milking machine promises—a hands-free experience that’s supposedly worth every penny of its premium price tag. As someone who’s tested more male pleasure devices than I’d care to admit at family dinners, I … Read more
Let me start with a confession: I’ve tested more vibrators than I’ve had hot dinners this month. But when the We-Vibe Jive 2 landed on my doorstep, I was genuinely excited to see if this egg-shaped wonder could live up to its promises of discreet pleasure and reliable connectivity.Spoiler alert: It’s quieter than my neighbor’s … Read more
Let me start by saying that reviewing the Violet Myers Pocket Pussy has been one of my more… dedicated research projects. The things I do for science, right? But someone’s got to put in the hard work to help you make an informed decision about where to invest your pleasure budget.If you’re here, you’re probably … Read more
After three months of extensive testing, I’m finally ready to share my complete TENGA Flip Zero EVR Vibrotation review. As someone who’s tried numerous male masturbators over the years, I was genuinely curious if this premium device with its innovative “vibrotation” technology could justify its higher price point.If you’re considering investing in this high-end pleasure … Read more