Top 10 Best Automatic Strokers For Men That’ll Make You Forget You Have Hands In 2025

After testing over 20 different automatic masturbators this year, I’ve compiled the definitive ranking of the best devices available. As someone who’s been reviewing male pleasure products for over five years, I can confidently say the technology has advanced dramatically in recent months. Today’s automated sex toys offer incredible features like AI-powered stroke patterns, interactive … Read more

Lelo Hugo 2 Review: My Partner’s Butt Has Left the Chat

Let me start with a confession: when the sleek black box containing the Lelo Hugo 2 arrived at our doorstep, I was both excited and slightly intimidated.As someone who’s been on a mission to expand my partner’s pleasure horizons, this premium prostate massager represented uncharted territory for us both. After convincing my somewhat hesitant but … Read more

Venus 2000 vs VacuGlide: Suck Wars – A New Moan

After spending countless hours researching and testing both the Venus 2000 and VacuGlide, I’m ready to share everything you need to know about these premium male milking machines. If you’re considering investing in one of these high-end devices, you deserve to know exactly what you’re getting for your money. Both machines promise mind-blowing experiences, but … Read more

Venus 2000 Review: I Moaned, It Whirred, the Neighbors Called the Cops

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a personal pleasure assistant that never gets tired? That’s essentially what the Venus 2000 milking machine promises – a hands-free experience that’s supposedly worth every penny of its premium price tag. As someone who’s tested more male pleasure devices than I’d care to admit at family … Read more

Lovebotz Super Milker Deluxe Review: A Modern Man’s Guide to Robotic Romance

Welcome to the brave new world of automated intimacy, where the Lovebotz Super Milker Deluxe promises to revolutionize your solo adventures. As someone who’s navigated the sometimes awkward, sometimes amazing landscape of male pleasure devices, I’m here to give you the unfiltered truth about this much-discussed machine. Is this high-tech helper worth its substantial price … Read more

Violet Myers Fleshlight Review – The Closest You’ll Get Without Dinner First

Let me start by saying that reviewing the Violet Myers Pocket Pussy has been one of my more… dedicated research projects. The things I do for science, right? But someone’s got to put in the hard work to help you make an informed decision about where to invest your pleasure budget.If you’re here, you’re probably … Read more

10 Best Masturbation Devices For Men Better Than Fleshlight You Need To Try In 2025

After testing dozens of male pleasure products over the past five years, I’ve compiled this definitive guide to the best Fleshlight alternatives available in 2025.While Fleshlights have dominated the market for years, innovative competitors have emerged with superior features, more realistic sensations, and better overall experiences. I’ve aggregated thousands of user ratings from Reddit and … Read more

Top 10 Best Penis Milking Machines For Men in 2025 That’ll Leave You Utterly Drained

After spending countless hours testing and researching the latest models, I’ve compiled this definitive guide to the 10 best penis milking machines available in 2025.As someone who’s been reviewing male pleasure devices for years, I understand how overwhelming the options can be – especially with the rapid technological advancements we’ve seen recently. Whether you’re looking … Read more

Kiiroo Keon Review – When Your Right Hand Finally Gets to Retire

As someone who’s tested dozens of male pleasure devices, I was genuinely curious about the Kiiroo Keon. This high-tech automatic masturbator has generated serious buzz online, with some calling it revolutionary while others question its hefty price tag. I decided to put it through rigorous testing while also analyzing hundreds of user reviews from Reddit, … Read more