Ever wondered what it would be like to have a personal pleasure assistant that never gets tired? That’s essentially what the Venus 2000 milking machine promises – a hands-free experience that’s supposedly worth every penny of its premium price tag.As someone who’s tested more male pleasure devices than I’d care to admit at family dinners, … Read more
Let me start with a confession: I’ve tested more vibrators than I’ve had hot dinners this month. But when the We-Vibe Jive 2 landed on my doorstep, I was genuinely excited to see if this egg-shaped wonder could live up to its promises of discreet pleasure and reliable connectivity.Spoiler alert: It’s quieter than my neighbor’s … Read more
Let me start by saying that reviewing the Violet Myers Pocket Pussy has been one of my more… dedicated research projects. The things I do for science, right? But someone’s got to put in the hard work to help you make an informed decision about where to invest your pleasure budget.If you’re here, you’re probably … Read more