Emmeline Peaches Let me tell you about the time I ordered my first bullet vibrator online. The package arrived while my parents were visiting, and my mom insisted on helping me open my mail. There I was, frantically creating an elaborate lie about “phone accessories” while clutching what was clearly not a phone charger. If only I’d … Read more
Ladies, let’s be honest—when it comes to reaching the peak of pleasure mountain, a good wand vibrator is like having a first-class ticket on the express train to O-Town. 🚂 As someone who’s tested more vibrators than I care to admit (my UPS guy gives me knowing looks at this point), I’ve spent quality time … Read more
Let me tell you about the time I accidentally left my wand vibrator on the coffee table right before my parents dropped by for a surprise visit. There I was, frantically shoving it under a cushion while making small talk about the weather. “Is that a new remote control?” my dad asked, pointing at the … Read more
Let me tell you about the time I accidentally turned on my new Lovense Lush Mini while standing in line at the grocery store. There I was, casually scrolling through my phone when I accidentally opened the Lovense app and hit “play” instead of “back.”Cue the immediate wide-eyed panic as I frantically fumbled to turn … Read more
Let’s face it, gentlemen — when it comes to automatic male pleasure devices, the market has exploded with options that make manual stimulation seem positively prehistoric. 🚀 As someone who’s tested more male toys than I care to admit (my browser history would make a nun faint), I’ve spent considerable time with both the Kiiroo … Read more
Choosing between the Lovense Lush 4 and Vulse feels like deciding between chocolate cake and tiramisu at a fancy restaurant. Both look amazing on the menu, both have rave reviews, but which one will actually satisfy your particular cravings? As someone who’s spent way too many hours testing these toys (it’s a tough job, but … Read more
Let me tell you about the day my LeWand vibrator arrived. I’d been eyeing this sleek, powerful wand for months, wondering if it could possibly live up to its reputation as the “luxury alternative” to the classic Magic Wand. As I unboxed this pearlescent beauty with its rose gold accents, my cat judged me silently … Read more
Let me start with a confession: I’ve always been skeptical about spending big money on personal massagers. “How different could they really be?” I’d wonder while scrolling past luxury options. Well, after three weeks with the Lelo Smart Wand 2, I’m officially eating my words – and loving every minute of it. 💸 Spoiler … Read more
When I first unboxed the Lelo Soraya 2, I’ll admit I was skeptical. At over $200, this sleek rabbit vibrator promises a lot – but could it really deliver enough pleasure to justify that luxury price tag? After three months of thorough testing (tough job, I know), I’m ready to share everything about this high-end … Read more
Let’s be real – finding the perfect G-spot vibrator can feel like searching for a unicorn. After testing more than 30 models and spending countless hours scrolling through 142 Reddit threads (yes, really), I’ve compiled this no-nonsense guide to the absolute best G-spot vibrators of 2025. Whether you’re a complete beginner or a seasoned pleasure-seeker … Read more