Emmeline Peaches Let me tell you about the time I accidentally turned on my new Lovense Lush Mini while standing in line at the grocery store. There I was, casually scrolling through my phone when I accidentally opened the Lovense app and hit “play” instead of “back.” Cue the immediate wide-eyed panic as I frantically fumbled to … Read more
Let’s face it, gentlemen — when it comes to automatic male pleasure devices, the market has exploded with options that make manual stimulation seem positively prehistoric. 🚀 As someone who’s tested more male toys than I care to admit (my browser history would make a nun faint), I’ve spent considerable time with both the Kiiroo … Read more
Choosing between the Lovense Lush 4 and Vulse feels like deciding between chocolate cake and tiramisu at a fancy restaurant. Both look amazing on the menu, both have rave reviews, but which one will actually satisfy your particular cravings? As someone who’s spent way too many hours testing these toys (it’s a tough job, but … Read more
Let me tell you about the day my LeWand vibrator arrived. I’d been eyeing this sleek, powerful wand for months, wondering if it could possibly live up to its reputation as the “luxury alternative” to the classic Magic Wand. As I unboxed this pearlescent beauty with its rose gold accents, my cat judged me silently … Read more
Let me start with a confession: I’ve always been skeptical about spending big money on personal massagers. “How different could they really be?” I’d wonder while scrolling past luxury options. Well, after three weeks with the Lelo Smart Wand 2, I’m officially eating my words – and loving every minute of it. 💸 Spoiler … Read more
When I first unboxed the Lelo Soraya 2, I’ll admit I was skeptical. At over $200, this sleek rabbit vibrator promises a lot – but could it really deliver enough pleasure to justify that luxury price tag?After three months of thorough testing (tough job, I know), I’m ready to share everything about this high-end toy … Read more
Let’s be real – finding the perfect G-spot vibrator can feel like searching for a unicorn. After testing more than 30 models and spending countless hours scrolling through 142 Reddit threads (yes, really), I’ve compiled this no-nonsense guide to the absolute best G-spot vibrators of 2025. Whether you’re a complete beginner or a seasoned pleasure-seeker … Read more
As a sex toy enthusiast who’s tested dozens of vibrators over the years, I’ve become something of an expert in distinguishing the truly mind-blowing from the merely adequate. When Lelo released their Enigma dual-stimulation vibrator, promising revolutionary sonic technology and orgasms that would “make you see stars,” I was intrigued but skeptical. Could it really … Read more
When I first heard about a vibrator that syncs with music, I’ll admit I was skeptical. A sex toy that pulses to the beat of my favorite songs?Sounds like a gimmick, right? Spoiler alert: I was delightfully wrong. After three weeks of testing the Lelo Siri 3 (and creating some very interesting playlists), I’m ready … Read more
After testing dozens of wearable vibrators, I can confidently say the Lovense Ferri has earned its place in my collection. This magnetic panty vibrator promises discreet pleasure, powerful vibrations, and app-controlled fun – but does it actually deliver? I’ve put it through rigorous testing (yes, even in public 😉) to give you the unfiltered truth … Read more