The moment I unboxed the hot pink Lovense Nora, my cat Whiskers gave me that judgmental side-eye cats reserve for when you’re doing something they find particularly undignified. Little did she know, I was about to embark on a two-week testing journey with one of the most talked-about rabbit vibrators on the market – all … Read more
Let me start by saying this isn’t the article my mother hoped I’d write when she said I had “potential as a writer.” But here we are. I’ve spent the past month testing various onaholes so you don’t have to (unless you want to, which is kind of the point). If you’re wondering whether these … Read more
After spending three months with the Tremblr by F-Machine, I’m ready to share everything you need to know about this male milking machine. Is it worth the investment? Does it deliver on its promises? And how does it compare to alternatives like the Venus 2000? I’ve tested this device thoroughly so you don’t have to… … Read more
Let me start by saying that reviewing sex toys is a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. When the Kiiroo Titan arrived at my doorstep in its sleek, discreet packaging, I had high hopes for this vibrating male masturbator that promises to revolutionize solo pleasure. After all, at around $149, it’s not exactly an … Read more
After testing over 20 different automatic male masturbators this year, I’ve compiled the definitive ranking of the best devices available. As someone who’s been reviewing male pleasure products for over five years, I can confidently say the technology has advanced dramatically in recent months.Today’s automated sex toys offer incredible features like AI-powered stroke patterns, interactive … Read more
So, you’re thinking about introducing a chastity device into your relationship? Well, you’ve come to the right place! After convincing my husband to try the CB-6000 (with promises of “fun rewards” later), I’ve compiled this comprehensive review to help you decide if this popular cage is right for your partner.Shopping for male chastity devices can … Read more
Let me start with a confession: when the sleek black box containing the Lelo Hugo 2 arrived at our doorstep, I was both excited and slightly intimidated. As someone who’s been on a mission to expand my partner’s pleasure horizons, this premium prostate massager represented uncharted territory for us both.After convincing my somewhat hesitant but … Read more
Ever wondered what it would be like to have a personal pleasure assistant that never gets tired? That’s essentially what the Venus 2000 milking machine promises—a hands-free experience that’s supposedly worth every penny of its premium price tag. As someone who’s tested more male pleasure devices than I’d care to admit at family dinners, I … Read more
Welcome to the brave new world of automated intimacy, where the Lovebotz Super Milker Deluxe promises to revolutionize your solo adventures. As someone who’s navigated the sometimes awkward, sometimes amazing landscape of male pleasure devices, I’m here to give you the unfiltered truth about this much-discussed machine. Is this high-tech helper worth its substantial price … Read more
Let me start with a confession: I’ve tested more vibrators than I’ve had hot dinners this month. But when the We-Vibe Jive 2 landed on my doorstep, I was genuinely excited to see if this egg-shaped wonder could live up to its promises of discreet pleasure and reliable connectivity.Spoiler alert: It’s quieter than my neighbor’s … Read more