Emmeline Peaches Let me start with a confession: I’ve always been a bit skeptical about nipple toys. Sure, I enjoy some attention in that area, but would I spend good money on a dedicated device? That was until the Lovense Gemini landed in my hands. Spoiler alert: These vibrating nipple clamps might just outsmart your ex in … Read more
After spending countless hours testing and researching the latest automatic male pleasure devices, I’ve compiled what I believe is the definitive ranking of the best Automatic Fleshlights for 2025.As someone who’s been reviewing these products for years, I’ve seen the technology evolve dramatically – and this year’s models truly represent the pinnacle of hands-free pleasure … Read more
Ladies, let me tell you about the day I forgot my own name. It wasn’t from a wild night out or an intense workout session – it was courtesy of the Womanizer Premium 2.This sleek little device has been creating quite the buzz in the pleasure product world, and after three months of, ahem, thorough … Read more
Deciding between the Sybian and The Cowgirl can be overwhelming. Both are premium ride-on sex machines with devoted followings, but which one truly delivers the best experience for your investment?I’ve spent weeks researching real user experiences, combing through Reddit threads, and analyzing detailed reviews to bring you this comprehensive comparison. As someone passionate about sexual … Read more
When a sex toy has a cult following that borders on religious devotion, I get skeptical. Is it really that good, or just clever marketing? So when I finally got my hands on the njoy Pure Wand – all 1.5 pounds of gleaming stainless steel curved like some kind of pleasure sorcerer’s wand – I … Read more
When a $1,500+ sex toy arrives at your doorstep, you can’t help but wonder: will this be the best ride of my life or just an expensive dust collector? That’s exactly what went through my mind when I unboxed the Motorbunny Buck, the premium thrusting sex machine that promises to deliver earth-shattering orgasms with its … Read more
When it comes to premium pleasure products, few items generate as much curiosity (and investment anxiety) as the Sybian and Motorbunny sex machines. At over $1,000 each, these aren’t impulse purchases – they’re significant investments in your pleasure. After hearing countless debates about which machine reigns supreme, I decided to go beyond manufacturer claims and … Read more
When a product promises to revolutionize your solo adventures, you better believe I put it through rigorous testing. The Hot Octopuss PULSE SOLO LUX landed on my doorstep with bold claims about its “PulsePlate technology” and hands-free capabilities. As someone who’s tested more male pleasure devices than I care to admit to my friends, I … Read more
Let me start with a confession: my bedside drawer has seen more action than a Marvel movie lately. As someone who’s tested more vibrators than I care to admit, I approached the We-Vibe Sync 2 with equal parts excitement and skepticism. Could this C-shaped couples vibrator really deliver on its promises of shared pleasure and … Read more
The moment I unboxed the hot pink Lovense Nora, my cat Whiskers gave me that judgmental side-eye cats reserve for when you’re doing something they find particularly undignified. Little did she know, I was about to embark on a two-week testing journey with one of the most talked-about rabbit vibrators on the market – all … Read more