Hello, lovely humans! I’m Emmeline – your friendly neighborhood reviewer, pleasure advocate, and proud peach enthusiast. I’m a redheaded, freckle-faced geek with a passion for breaking taboos, celebrating bodies, and writing honestly about the strange, sexy, and sometimes squishy world of adult products.
I started Emmeline Peaches Reviews because I was tired of boring, clinical reviews and glossy marketing fluff. I wanted a space where humor, heart, and honesty could shine through – where people could learn about pleasure with zero shame and maybe laugh a little along the way (okay, a lot). Whether it’s a vibrator shaped like a space shuttle or a lube that smells like cake batter, I test it, dissect it, and tell you what’s what – no sugar-coating (unless it’s edible).
Outside of the review cave, I’m a full-time geek with a soft spot for sci-fi, fantasy novels, and video games with unnecessarily complex crafting systems. I believe that knowledge is sexy, curiosity is powerful, and everyone deserves to feel good – physically, emotionally, and unapologetically. I also drink more tea than medically advisable and will absolutely cry over a well-written character arc.
This site is more than just product reviews. It’s a celebration of joy, exploration, and self-love. Whether you’re a first-time buyer, a seasoned toy connoisseur, or just here for the awkward jokes – welcome. You’re in good company.