1. Corn on the Cob Dildo – Craziest Sex Toy Overall
If you’ve ever looked at an ear of corn and thought, “that would make a great sex toy,” you’re not alone. The Corn on the Cob dildo features a realistic kernel texture that provides unique internal sensations. What makes this veggie-inspired toy even more fascinating is its thermochromatic pigment that changes from dark yellow to bright yellow as it warms up to your body temperature.
At 7.9 inches long and 1.6 inches in diameter, this silicone masterpiece offers a one-of-a-kind experience that has garnered surprisingly enthusiastic reviews. One user commented, “I loved how it looks like uncooked corn before using and cooked after. All the bumps and ridges from the kernels give the best massage.”
For those who want even more corn-based pleasure, there’s a larger version measuring 8.3 inches long and 2 inches in diameter. Who knew farm-to-bedroom could be a thing?
Get it from Spectrum Boutique for $109 or from Self Delve on Etsy for $93.88.