Oh my gosh you guys! I was given a chance to review the Sybian. The Sybian. I mean this thing is a TV, Radio and Porn star in its own right. It was honestly a privilege to get to ride this magnificent device (or, to be more accurate, clamp myself down onto it while it rode me and forced me to new levels of pleasure).
The Sybian was kindly provided to me by Ian of FMachineFun who was happy to run me through the service him and his wife provide.
Both Ian and his wife are veteran fans of fucking machines (such as the F-Machine Pro and the Sybian) but quickly realized that, because of the cost of such devices, a lot of people were missing out on the fun. This inspired them to start a rental service which would enable people to experience the joys of these devices at an affordable price.
FMachineFun are stockists for both the Sybian and the F-Machine Pro and have a good working relationship with both companies, which is testament to their friendly nature and great customer service.
The rental Sybian is delivered to customers via a reliable courier service and comes in a sturdy transit case, which is secured by two combination padlocks so you don’t have to worry about people opening the case to try and sneak a peek at the contents.
One of the fantastic things about the courier that FMachineFun uses is that you get a message letting you know within what time-frame the Sybian will be delivered (and collected) on the day. This means that you can make arrangements accordingly and don’t have to worry about waiting in all day.
From my own experience I found that the times I was given were accurate. The box the Sybian came in was fantastic and the padlocks meant that the box was safe and secure—all great aspects of the FMachineFun service.
One the biggest highlight of FMachineFun’s service is their focus on hygiene. The machine is always cleaned before it is sent to a new user and attachments are never reused. This means that (come the end of your rental time) you’re left with a souvenir, in the form of a medium attachment, and peace of mind that your Sybian experience was as hygienic as possible.
FMachineFun provide the Sybian with a 3m power lead, instructions, a medium attachment, and a set of “Red Risers”. This means that the Sybian comes to you fully kitted out and ready to use.
I have to say that my experience with FMachineFun was 100% positive. Ian was very friendly, informative, and accommodating. As I said before, the Sybian got to me within the designated time-frame and it was well packed. I could tell straight away that it had been cleaned, and I was provided with instructions for the Sybian, how it should be packed in the transit case, and how the Red Risers worked. Everything was in order.
I have to admit, though, that a hiccup did occur, but it was entirely my fault
Unfortunately there was a bit of a mix-up on my end and the Sybian ended up missing its pick-up date. Naturally I freaked out, re-arranged the delivery and apologised profusely to Ian, ready to face a reprimanding.
However, Ian was very forgiving about this and generally turned a bad situation into a manageable one and put me at ease. Because of this I really can’t praise the customer service of FMachineFun enough. They really do go out of their way to make sure their customers are satisfied at the end of the process. Not that I’m recommending in any way that you mess up as badly as I did!
All of these positive occur through using FMachineFun, and that’s before you even get to the device itself!
I can honestly say that this machine is in a league of its own. I thought wands could force an orgasm but, in comparison to the Sybian, a wand is just the purring of a kitten. The Sybian is a lion’s roar. It straight-up incites orgasms with a level of voracity that leaves you in a mumbling stupor of pleasure.
The Sybian is a rather easy device to use once you get through the initial instructions.
The saddle is about 13.25 inches wide and 12.5 inches long, so it’s not overly huge, but it does still allow comfortable use for larger users (such as myself). It has a power cord, another cord which is attached to the controls, a stool, attachments, various stems (which are used with the attachments), and the Red Risers.
This array of kit can sound (and look) intimidating at first, but after about 10-15 minutes of reading the instructions and getting a feel for the machine you should have a good grasp of how things work.
Essentially the different stems are used for different scenarios and the Red Risers are plastic attachments that can be used to rise the clitoral part of the toy up to allow it to accommodate a wider variety of body types (red stems should always be used with red risers).
The medium attachment for the Sybian offers a delightful variation is textures—with the clitoral section sporting soft nodules, and the insertable section having raised lines around the toy. These textures work well for their intended purpose. The insertable attachment itself is small enough to be comfortably inserted into most vaginas with the application of a generous amount of water-based lubricant.
The Sybian provides two different sensations—rotation and vibration—and the two can be used individually or in conjunction with each other. The instructions that come with the Sybian have step-by-step instructions on how to best utilize these features, so I won’t bore you with them here.
The stool can be used to rest your hands on or for a partner to sit on while you hug up to them and use the Sybian. This is how my partner and I used the stool.
One of the significant features of the Sybian is that the device has been optimised for female use and orgasms; as such it champions the technique of ‘humping’. Put simply to best use this device it is recommended that you rock your pelvis forwards and back, while pushing your clitoris down into the device to get more contact. In some people this can provide intense multiple orgasms, especially if aggressive humping is performed.
To back up this motion, the Sybian brings vibrations of up to 6,000 RPM to the table. These vibrations can start off rather gently—providing a rolling, deep, rumble that is quite pleasant but not world-changing. Ramp up the speed and the Sybian turns into a powerhouse of vibrations, which I am confident to say will satisfy most power queen.
This machine is powerful. Like cause-my-whole-body-to-quake-and-shudder powerful. The vibrations were so intense that they spread throughout my entire body, causing my voice to quiver with the power. However, this power was definitely most concentrated in my vaginal and clitoral region.
Even for me the strength of this machine meant that I was perfectly happy at about 60-70% and actually had to work my way up to 100%. When I did get to 100% it felt like the soft nodules on the Sybian attachment were vigorously forcing orgasmic pleasure out of my body—providing sensations that were incredibly intense and almost unbearably orgasmic.
One of the things that I really liked about the Sybian was that, at the higher settings, your thighs are also treated to vigorous vibrations. I was shocked at how amazing these deep vibrations felt rumbling through my thighs, and this sensation just enhanced the experience even more for me.
Overall I was delighted with my time using the Sybian, and words really cannot describe the mighty ecstasy that the Sybian’s vibrations provide.
However, I wasn’t as enthused by the rotating motions, which, in some cases, actually made humping the Sybian a bit uncomfortable and awkward for me. I’m pretty sure this is a personal preference, though, and some people will adore the (up to) 150 RPM rotations that the Sybian has to offer.
That being said, there are some more objective downsides to the Sybian.
The biggest issue with the Sybian is the noise level of the machine. This machine is definitely not discreet. Even when on the third floor of my home it can still be heard from the ground floor, and sounds somewhat like a car motor. If you don’t have room mates then this might not be much of a problem, but those who want a quiet toy are better off waiting until they’re home alone to use the Sybian.
The sound levels of this toy might also be off-putting for couples who prefer a quitter ambiance during intimate moments. It is very loud, especially on the higher settings.
The other issue some might take with the Sybian is the material used for the attachment. The Sybian’s attachments are apparently made out of a family of thermoplastic elastomers called C-Flex. C-Flex doesn’t contain latex, polyvinyl chloride, silicone rubber, or polyurethane, but it doesn’t make much mention of Phthalates or how porous it may or may not be.
Those who are concerned with the material could always use a condom and wash the toy thoroughly but if body-safe materials are your top priority then this might be a bit of an issue for you.
For me a personal issue arose with the Sybian concerning a clash between how it is best used and how I prefer to masturbate. When using toys I typically prefer to be lying on my back or on my side. Very rarely do I toy on top. Subsequently, going from a lying, back or side position to a seated top position was something that took some getting used to.
Thankfully the Sybian is a masterpiece in terms of sex machines.
After a few uses of this toy I wasn’t only enjoying strong orgasms but I also squirted during one of those orgasms. This is a pretty big thing for me. I don’t squirt. Ever. Well I suppose I can’t say that now that I’ve used the Sybian. It really is phenomenal.
However, even with the Sybian I still haven’t managed multiple orgasms. I suppose I’m just a one-a-play kinda gal.
I’d like to say that if I owned a Sybian I’d spend most of my days straddling this majestic machine in a messy stupor. However, that just isn’t the case.
The Sybian is a fantastic device if you want hard-core, spine tingling, all enveloping orgasms that are practically forced on you with an almighty oomph of impressive power. But not everyone wants this level of power or intensity all the time, and I don’t think the Sybian does as well during gentle use as it does when on the higher settings.
Thankfully this is what makes FMachineFun’s service so indispensable.
If you have a special occasion coming up, if you want so extreme fun, or if you just crave a session of forcefully passionate delight, then you can just rent the Sybian out and play to your heart’s desire for the duration of the booking. If you find that you’re using the Sybian more, and can see yourself owning one, then FMachineFun also sells the Sybian. This way you can experience the Sybian as-and-when you like, however you like, and whenever the need arises.
Because renting a Sybian from FMachineFun is so easy, and because the Sybian is such an iconic powerhouse, I would recommend trying out Ian’s services at least once. You (like me) may find that the sensations that the Sybian provides leaves you gushing for more.