Toy Review: The Real Nude Ergo Mini Silicone Suction Cup Dildo by Blush Novelties

How do you judge the quality of a dildo?

It is by its design?

It’s firmness?

Is it, perhaps, the orgasm it produces? Or does it go beyond that?

For me I knew my feelings about the Real Nude Ergo Mini Silicone Suction Cup Dildo not through the orgasm it gave me, but from my reaction. Clenching my leg muscles, in the throes of extreme satisfaction, I found myself grasping at the Real Nude Mini, riving it further in to myself without thought as I begged it gaspingly for more, for that one final clench of gratification – something which it easily obliged.

If my reflex actions – my vulnerable pleading – doesn’t speak for the quality of the Real Nude Mini then I don’t know what does.

The Real Nude Ergo Mini Silicone Suction Cup Dildo by Blush Novelties

But the gripping nature of the Real Nude Ergo Mini Silicone Suction Cup Dildo by Blush Novelties goes beyond the approving clenches of my orgasm. At only $29.00 the Real Nude Mini embodies the recent wave of affordable, body-safe, and high-quality dildos that consumers deserved faaar sooner but which I’m so grateful is finally here.

The Real Nude Mini is here to satisfy, and it’s not charging premium for its effectiveness.

An orgasmic surprise for its size.

Material-wise the Real Nude Mini is made from a matte silicone, making it non-porous, phthalate-free, and thus completely body-safe. This dildo won’t surprise you by melting, or stinging, or leaving you with an unwanted itch. Blush Novelties have made sure of that.

With the proper TLC, the Real New Mini will last you for years of satisfaction, with its flared base making it suitable for harnessed and anal use in addition to vaginal penetration.

Huzzah for diversity!

But, going a step further, the Real Nude Mini isn’t just body-safe – it’s body accommodating. This is due to its dual-density silicone which leaves its surface soft and semi-squishy while still leaving it with a wonderfully firm core which helps with harnessed thrusting and anal use.

In terms of squish I really like the Real Nude Mini. It’s what I would describe as ‘just right’ for my vaginal preferences, though the now former Mr Peaches confessed that he found it to be a bit too flexible and soft for confident solo anal use.

The Real Nude Mini is semi-representational in that it has a bulging head with a section that represents the coronal ridge and a tiny little bulb at the bottom which acts as balls (bless) but it’s not so realistic as to fall in to the ‘uncanny valley zone’. It is, in this regard, a great toy for those who dislike representational sex toys but still crave that arching design which helps make the G & P-Spot sing.

When it comes to this aspect of the Real Nude Mini it’s also highly effective and didn’t have a single issue making its clear acquaintance with my G-Spot.

The Real Nude Mini is, as its name would indicate, a ‘mini’ version of the larger Real Nude toys, but don’t think that this means you’re getting a twig for your money.

This head <3

Measurement-wise the Real Nude Mini comes in at a total length of 7.2 inches, an insertible length of 5 inches and a width of 1.3 inches (just 0.5 inches off of many standard dildo sizes). This allows the Real Nude Mini to give a good degree of contact to any internal walls without feeling too overwhelming during vigorous thrusts or gentler anal and vaginal play sessions.

This is something anal novices may appreciate, in addition to those recovering from conditions such as Vaginsismus, though it does still pay not to overestimate its size.

Orgasm-wise? Well, I think it’s apparent that I approve.

It really didn’t take me long at all during every use of the Real Nude Mini to reach a near thought-consuming orgasm that kept on giving but also managed to make that very last clench matter just as much as the first.

I must confess, the first time I used the Real Nude Mini I arched it awkwardly and yet I still got a sensational experience. The orgasm was enough to make me grateful that this toy has a suction cup, so it can be angled and arched in pretty much any way your heart desires.

Downsides? I struggle to produce any of serious weight.

I suppose it could be said that the Real Nude Mini may be too soft or too small for some people, but those are aspects of the dildo rather than downsides.

The only clear-cut downside? It’s a dust magnet, but when you can easily wash the Real Nude Mini without complaint then is this really a huge hindrance? It never has been for me and I am quite the regular user of this cute dildo.

Final Thoughts

Overall, I’m incredibly impressed with the Real Nude Blush Mini and I’m so psyched that it’s such an affordable body-safe dildo for those who need access to toys on the lower end of the price range.

But, really, even if you start your day on your custom-designed yacht with your butler called Jeeves presenting you with the finest steak and brie before you retreat for a mid-morning indulgence I still think you should add the Real Nude Blush to your roster.

This toy is just an all-around enjoyable sensation – satisfying, not too hefty, and diverse enough for various uses due to its suction cup, dual-density, and size.

I highly recommend the Real Nude Blush and hope that you can sample it small delights soon.

Recommend to:

People who like slimmer dildos.

People who like (or want to try) dual-density.

People who want a flexible dildo.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who like ‘em chunky (there are options for you).

People who dislike dual density.

People who prefer completely abstract/realistic dildos.

The Real Nude Ergo Mini Silicone Suction Cup Dildo by Blush Novelties was provided to me by Peepshowtoys in exchange for an honest review. If you want to support my site then please do make purchases using the affiliate links included.