Toy Review: The Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator

The Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator costs $170.

For that you could buy a Doxy and a Tantus Vamp.

A Jimmy Jane Iconic Wand and a Comet Wand.

A Satisfyer Penguin and an nJoy Pure Wand.

And I would take any of these combinations (or a variation of them) any day over the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator.

It’s not that the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator isn’t powerful, but (believe it or not) power isn’t everything. Approach matters equally and the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator is, in my opinion, a misstep.

The Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator

The Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator is a typical wand vibrator with a far few advantages that make it stand out in its own way.

Gone are the indentations that sometimes grace (or, should I say, tarnish) the necks and heads of some wand vibrators and, instead, the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator simply offers a beautifully smooth head and a rippled neck.

This wand looks beautiful, but beauty must be felt.

This head is slightly cush and covered with a layer of silicone which makes it body-safe, phthalate-free, and generally advisable for use. The body of the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator is made from an equally safe material—ABS plastic, though this is a considerably more rigid material.

The Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator spares no expense in terms of luxury perks—including with it a rather fetching storage case which helps conceal and transport the toy’s 13 inches of length. The Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator also has its own travel lock and is rechargeable. A 3-hour charge provides 3 hours of use—a 1:1 translation of power, which is satisfactory. A detachable cable means that, much like the Magic Wand Recharge, the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator can be used without being plugged to the wall (or anything else), which will appeal to many users.

In addition to this, the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator has decided to spoil its users with 10 different speeds and 20 different patterns. This will leave pattern lovers presumably thrilled, though I have never been a pattern lover myself so it’s often hard to tell. From what I can estimate, the variety provided is good and the patterns themselves are easy to navigate.

This wand comes with some nice accessories.

The controls for the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator are generally easy to control, being akin to most wand vibrators. There’s a +, a -, and a pattern button, all well-placed on the shaft of the toy and marked with indentations which make them a breeze to filter through during use.

The Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator also comes in two colors, with both looking rather chic. This is the sort of wand that sells itself partially on a luxury aesthetic. However, to exist in the $150+ price range you really have to earn your credentials and the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator feels like mostly show and very little substance.

The main problem with the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator was its vibrations. These vibrations are very, very strong. Even the gentlest setting starts out at a level that has had some of my friends exclaim ‘Bloody hell!’ at my mere turning it on. There’s no doubting it—this toy starts of formidable and just increases its oomph from there.

But this oomph is not juddery, nor rumbly, nor even a buzz-rumble combo. Instead, it’s all-buzz. And by ‘buzz’ I mean that rapid, high frequency, irritating sensation that makes you want to move the toy away from your body with a flinch and leaves you feeling numb and dissatisfied.

I can feel the strength of this toy when applying it above my clothes, yet somehow this is where the depth of the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator ends. It never seems to be able to go beyond the surface; always lingering, and buzzing rapidly on the skin letting you know that it’s powerful while never truly understanding what power should be used for.

The best wands either refine their power until they are a fine art (Doxy) or they create an experience so thumping and juddery that it can’t help but make your entire genital area quiver (the Lelo Smartwand Large) but to linger like a pesky interloper on the surface of the skin—promising power but never quite getting it right? That is something I can’t easily abide. And, apparently, neither can my clit.

Also who gives a clearly non-silicone, porous attachment to a $170 silicone toy?

I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t reached climax with the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator but it was never enjoyable. In fact it was slow; so agonizingly slow on each occasion that it ultimately felt unacceptable. Using this toy was like being on a long-haul trip to a necessary location—you want to reach your destination and you simply tolerate the method that gets you there with a sense of quiet (but resentful) resignation.

It’s not often that I feel this way about a wand, but when a wand has the audacity to give such a shallow performance and yet retail itself at $170 then I really can’t pull any punches, nor would I ever want to.

Add to the fact that this wand is not waterproof and suddenly that $170 seems even more unreasonable. I’m sorry, but if you’re going to expect that much then I at least want to feel like my toy is effortless to bring back to peak hygiene. It’s just a common courtesy. Other companies have managed it, so I fail to see why a wand charging this much should get a free pass.

I also feel like the 2.5 inch diameter of this wand feels just a tad too cumbersome due to its design. Somehow this wand just doesn’t sit well, in more ways than one it seems, and I’m just not a fan at all.

Final Thoughts

If you like power and buzz then you may appreciate the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator but, then again, you would probably also appreciate the Palm Power Recharge, and that retails at less than half the price.

Overall I just cannot, in good conscience, justify the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator at full retail price. It just doesn’t deliver on its price tag.

I don’t remember the last time that I’ve spent so long painstakingly chasing an orgasm with a wand vibrator but it’s not something that I wish to revisit, nor do I want any of my readers to experience it.

Unless you are a hardcore buzz enthusiast with money to burn then I really would avoid this wand. It’s lacking in the magic that you may hope it possesses.

Recommend to:

People who like really buzzy vibrators.

People who like powerful buzz.

People who feel adamant that they want to own it.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who need rumbly vibrators.

People who like conventional wands.

People looking for a wand worth its price tag.

The Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator was provided to me by Peepshowtoys in exchange for an honest review. If you want to support my site them please make any purchases using the affiliate links included…preferably avoiding the Le Wand 10 Speed Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator. I’d rather you had an awesome toy than I had a larger revenue any day of the week.