I look up at the sky and watch clouds drift across its light blue canvas. Framed by my off-white window, the snowy tone of the clouds is accentuated even more as their light forms remind me of just how tranquil the world can be.
Well, that and the extremely gratifying orgasm I’m having, thanks to the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator by Blush Novelties.
The Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator by Blush Novelties
The Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator is one of three compact wand vibrators that Blush Novelties has recently released and it is phenomenal.
On my Woodhull trip, I was planning to go vibrator-free. But the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator may change my mind yet. It’s just so conveniently-sized, so easy to control, so…surprisingly powerful that I almost wince at the thought of parting from it.
The Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator have only recently become acquainted and yet it already feels like a regular part of my toy play routine. I grab for it so readily that it’s hard to think what I did without it, or to imagine why we didn’t get to this point sooner.
We’ve been missing out.
The Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator comes in a variety of different colours and has five different speeds and rhythms.
At an overall length of 5.25 inches and a maximum width of 1.25 inches, the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator is a diddy little wand – much more akin to the novelty wands that you see in adult stores for $10 rather than a serious attempt at creating an effective wand.
The Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator isn’t $10, but it is rather affordable, $34.99 affordable to be precise. Showing my sex toy snobbery, this means that I didn’t necessarily expect much of the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator, though I did honestly hope to be proven wrong. And proven wrong I was.
Staying focused on specifications for a little longer, the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator, is completely rechargeable and its head is made from a lovely matte silicone which is non-porous, phthalate-free, and body-safe.
It has those pesky rims on its head and neck, which I loathe in most instances, but it’s also completely waterproof, making cleaning it easier and negating some of the annoyance caused by the rims. There are few things in this world as irksome as a ‘wipe clean’ wand with deep grooves that attract lube and god knows what else. No sir.
A single button controls the 10 different settings of the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator, which is perhaps one of its biggest downsides. The other would have to be its magnetic charge system, which is flimsy and can be easily disconnected. I wish the magnet was stronger because I never want the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator to accidentally die on me.
The patterns included in the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator are passable but nothing to wow me. It’s generally known in the adult review community now that patterns are pretty rarely relied upon, so it’s the continual speeds that I focused on (and where my preference lies too). And, oh my days, was this the little wand that could.
As soon as I turned this wand on I couldn’t help but let out a noise of awe. Even on its gentlest setting its rumble and depth is easy to detect. It’s impressive to the touch and is even more promising when laid on the genitals.
At my most sensitive the first setting of the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator can almost bring me to climax. During my first encounter with this toy all I needed was the second intensity in order to be tipped over the edge. This has remained the case (though I do like to dabble with the stronger intensities, with the third being my comfortable limit for direct clitoral stimulation).
Yes – you read that right – a tiny compact wand vibrator, retailing at under $50, has reliably brought me to incredibly gratifying climaxes on its second strength setting.
Holy shit.
And those orgasms are top notch too. They’re powerful, profound, and regularly prolonged. It feels like my internal muscles are clenching extra hard to make it perfectly clear just how much I like this toy – like they’ve suddenly gained a mind of their own and want to have a more active role in my writing career…at least where the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator is concerned.
But, of course, this won’t be the case for everyone.
What the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator does lack is a broad regular-sized wand head, which means that it lacks the same level of broad potency that some fully fledged wands have and, if this is what draws you to wand vibrators, you may be upset.
The curved handle, which I cherish for its ergonomic ease-of-use, may also feel a bit strange in the hand at first for some and, yes, the single button controls will always be an issue.
This vibrator also isn’t as whisper quiet as some gentler compact toys may be, though it’s undetectable enough behind closed doors as long as you’ve got a good track (or Youtube vid) or to obscure some of its hum. Might I advise against using the new Thor trailer as background noise – awesome (and noisy) as it may be, it’s probably liable to have people trying to flock to your door rather than shooing them away.
Maybe go for The Room instead.
Final Thoughts
I cannot recommend the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator enough, and even prefer it over the We-Vibe Tango – my, until now, gold standard for compact vibrators.
The Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator is soft, well-rounded, ergonomic, body-safe, so strong it made me gasp and, perhaps most importantly, very affordable for most people.
If you have the money to spare then I do think the Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator is well worth the investment, even if you already have a compact vibe that you like.
I can see many people adoring this toy, with myself being chief among its appreciators.
