Toy Review: The Zumio

The Zumio won the Adultex Adult Trade Exhibition 2017 awarded for best new product, to which I would usually just shrug. Don’t get me wrong – accomplishments matter – but I have seen some dreadful products and companies get some very high praise over the years, to the point where I struggle to take awards…

Product Review: Viva Cream Arousal Gel For Women

Don’t say it. I know what you’re thinking: ‘Why in Aphroditie’s name is Emmeline reviewing a product like this?’ The Viva Cream is obviously a cheaply branded, dime-a-dozen sensation gel. What’s more, it’s tacky. Not just normal tacky but more 90’s-daytime-romance-tv-riding-a-white-stallion-on-a-beach-at-sundown tacky. I’m not exaggerating here either: my small sampler may have sported the cliche…