Toy Review: The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo (Rainbow/Small)

Tomorrow is the day when reindeer get their time to shine but, today, we’re talking about a different majestic quadruped.

Although unicorns and mermaids are well and truly ‘in’ right now in terms of mainstream media, I think it’s fair to say that young girls have had this trend cornered since pretty much forever, and I’m no exception to this rule.

I still have my favorite My Little Pony toy from when I was a tyke (one of the Big Brother Ponies known as Tracks, if anyone is curious). I also still own the original VHS on to which my favorite childhood movie, The Last Unicorn, was recorded, fuzzy lines, blurred speech, and everything.

God knows why unicorns have such an appeal to us. Maybe it’s because they’re rare, discerning, majestic, and graceful. Or maybe it’s because they’re legendary for being ferocious, no-nonsense judges of character who take no shit and won’t even consider approaching someone that they know will give them undue grief. I’d like to think that’s a good life lesson to gain from these legendary equines.

But, let’s face it, secretly there’s also just the appeal of that horn: An appeal that grows as we get older and, for some, takes on a more sexually inquisitive angle.

Hey, don’t judge – Unicorns are typically linked to sexual exploration and sexual detection anyway (even if they’ve been tied to the false narrative of virginity) so it’s not like we’re not thinking of anything that unicorns themselves haven’t already likely considered…hypothetically/mythologically, of course.

And, when you see a long, expanding object with a wonderfully tapered tip and swirls for days, there’s always going to be some temptation to feel a touch of mythology up close and personal.

So, let us all rejoice that Split Peaches felt exactly the same way: Creating the legendary sex toy that is, the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo and, today, I get to tell you about my time riding the horn of one of my lifelong iconic creatures of lore.

The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo (Rainbow/Small)

The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo is a dildo shaped like a unicorn’s horn.

Do I need to sell it more than that?

Okay, okay. Let’s talk specifications.

The horn itself is reasonably proportioned to allow for a gradual expansion in girth as its length continues. It has a flared base, making it suitable for anal and strap-on use (oh dear gods, please let someone use this toy in a strap-on with me) and is made from a silicone that is relatively flexible in firmness. It has some squish to it and feels similar to a softer bouncy-ball, if that helps in terms of figuring out what to expect.

Majestic!

Split Peaches have opted to create a rather chunky spiral for the horn, which is a pretty good choice, in my opinion. It means that this toy has a amicable amount of texture without ever looking (or feeling) too overwhelming in terms of sensation, but more on that later.

Because Split Peaches is an awesome company, the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo is available in multiple color schemes and sizes, all of which are available on Peepshowtoys (who gave me my Split Peaches Unicorn Horn for review).

The colors are white, metallic black & purple, a pastel rainbow color, and a brilliant rainbow color.

The sizes are as follows:

Small : 5.75 Inches Total ; 5.25 Inches Insertable ; 1.5 Inches at the Widest Point

Medium : 8 Inches Total ; 7.25 Inches Insertable ; 2 Inches at the Widest Point

Large : 11 Inches Total ; 10 Inches Insertable ; 2.75 Inches at Widest Point

It’s worth noting that each of these dildos is hand made from platinum cure silicone, meaning that there will be slight variation in each product (not much, but enough that you can’t expect your product to be 100% identical to the product images or my own toy).

This is something I like about small companies, because it means that you’re essentially getting a unique artisan product, which makes a Split Peach purchase all the more precious. It also plays in quite nicely to the mythological rarity of unicorns, creating a nice parallel which some people might appreciate.

The platinum cure silicone used for the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn is grabby a semi-glossy. I had some concerns that lubricant would be ultimately essential when using it but I was proven wrong and have, to my great appreciation, been able to use this toy happily without additional lubrication before. The only difference this causes is that the toy grabs at the vulva and vaginal entrance with a bit more persistence, which I found to be a nice bonus during use.

So magical.

Silicone itself is non-porous, phthalate-free, completely body-safe and very easy to clean. You could even chuck this dildo in the dishwasher and it would come out unscathed (and fresh as a daisy).

Naturally, being a unicorn horn, this toy is straight-shafted, which may annoy some, but it is flexible, meaning it’s got enough wiggle not to feel uncompormising and I found that it worked well with my body. Speaking of which…

Although my beloved protagonist from The Last Unicorn is brilliantly white, and my unicorn butt plug is a pastel rainbow color, I opted for a vibrant rainbow horn in small. Why? Well I just couldn’t resist the LGBTQI+ pride element of a fully-fledged rainbow unicorn horn and I have no regrets with my choice.

As for the size? Although I know I can take 2 inches, I didn’t fancy the length of the medium and felt like I couldn’t use it to its fullest.

As for use. I really adored the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn.

The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn’s main appeal is texture and expansion and it does well in both regards. When using this toy I noticed its swirls internally but their main pull was at my vaginal opening. I noticed this prominently during use it and it helped bring continual pleasure during use.

These swirls are great and chunky (but do grab dust and hairs).

If ever I wanted to increase the sensations of my horn I simply swirled it and – holy guacamole – I’ve finally found a swivel toy that actually works with my body and feels amazing while doing so. Clockwise is my apparent preference, and I think this is due to the chunky spiral that Split Peaches used. It works very well.

As for the expansion?

Let me give anyone who buys this toy a bit of advice:

When you feel yourself reaching a climax with this toy, nudge it in just a little bit deeper, trying to take more of the dildo and feeling more of its texture at your opening of choice. Trust me – it’s something to be experienced.

Doing this allowed me to continue powerful climaxes long after I expected that I could, leaving me in actual awe during one instance.

If I were to give this toy any downsides they would be that it’s a bit of a dust and hair magnet, it’s not ideal for those who like consistent girth and, obviously, if you like a curve then this toy will disappoint regardless of its flexibility. But many of these points are apparent from the design itself, so I can’t fault this toy too much for hitting it out of the ball park. It’s not like I arrived to the show expecting wrestling: I got just what I wanted.

Final Thoughts

I’ve been wanting a Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo for quite some time now. Partly because, c’mon, I have to own a toy from a company with ‘Peaches’ in its name and partly because it’s a design that inherently appeals to me.

When you go in to a toy testing with high expectations there’s always a bit of apprehension but I’m glad to say that this toy met my expectations nicely.

If you want to dabble in texture and girth expansion then I recommend this product highly. If you want an affordable, aesthetically quirky dildo you also won’t be disappointed with the quality of this toy. I

Overall, I’m pleased to say that this legendary pleasure product gets my seal of approval and keeps the unicorn loving trend alive and well.

Recommend to:

People who love unicorns.

People interested in texture.

People interested in girth training.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who prefer toys with a consistent girth.

People who dislike glossy/grabby silicone.

People who prefer curved dildos.

The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo  was provided to me by Peepshowtoys in exchange for an honest review. If you want to support my site then please do make purchases using the affiliate links included.