Toy Review: The Rocks-Off RO-90mm 10 Speed Ohh! Moji! Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator

I have recently just watched Baby Driver, so the Ohh Baby! tagline of this vibrator is bringing a lot of awesome songs to mind right now, which I’m pretty damned grateful for.

Even more so because I chose to actively avoid The Emoji Movie, which I think would just leave me looking at this vibrator with bitter disdain and begrudging placing it anywhere near my crotch.

As it stands I am rather neutral when it comes to emoji culture, though there’s no denying that it has blown up. There are emoji phone cases, emoji leggings, emoji dog outfits, and even emoji based sex toys prior to Rocks-Off’s inclusion that have already gone viral and warranted review in the past.  There’s even been some evidence that posts with emojis included on social media get more attention and engagement than those who don’t.

What can I say? Millenials adore modern hieroglyphics.

And, let’s face it, if there was a dildo out there covered in hieroglyphs most of us would likely nap that sweet sex toy up in seconds (especially if it had a papyrus-like coloration and background to its design), so why not create sex toys that tap in to emoji culture in a similar fashion?

Rocks- Off have done just that with their Ohh Baby! line of bullet vibrators.

The Rocks-Off RO-90mm 10 Speed Ohh! Moji Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator

The Rocks-Off RO-90mm 10 Speed Ohh! Moji Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator is one of the smaller bullets from this line. It’s essentially a standard RO-90mm but with an emoji design and, to be honest, I’m completely fine with that.

This toy has an emoji design with packaging to match.

Most people, at one point or another have either tried a RO-90mm or been tempted by the slightly more common and go-to RO-80mm, and they’re pretty easily accessible.

If you’ve used a RO-90mm, then you know a lot of what to expect from the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator, but humor me here.

The Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator comes in at 3.5 inches and has a maximum diameter of 0.7 inches. This makes it a great little diddy for anyone looking for a couples vibrator that they can slot in between them with a bit of a caveat.

I have personally found that, if I’m using a lot of lube, I might as well forget the prospect of holding on to this product during intercourse. There’s just no way to make it viable without frustration along the way. Because of this I’d recommend that couples use this bullet either mostly or completely dry due to this particular quirk, in which case the sensation of the surface is something you’ll want to consider.

The Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator is made mostly from ABS plastic, which is rigid, smooth but a little bit clingy in a glossy way when unlubricated. It can stick to and then pull and tug against 100% dry inner labia, but minimal self-made or additional lubrication changes this pretty quickly, allowing for an experience which is a lot smoother and enjoyable for easy of use.

Lubrication is essential if you want to maneuver this toy around and really take advantage of its full potential. The best thing about bullet vibrator shapes is that they can adapt to your proclivities and can easily be re-positioned to mix things up.

Bullet designs are flexible.

Want a pin-point experience? Just use the tapered tip of the bullet, which comes to a very noticeable point that is designed for this exact purpose.

Want to stimulate your clit and labia? Move the entire length of the bullet in between your labia and press them around it with your finger before motioning it in up-and-down movements, hitting your clit with each rhythm.

Want to just have a broader feeling on your clit? Flip the bullet so the tip is facing towards your torso and place the broadest part of the bullet on your clit (or just slide the bullet slightly higher up from the above recommended position).

This toy really is one that you get to play with, and is probably the only time where I’ll recommend the average person owning bullets (insert controversial British opinion on American gun policy laws here).

ABS plastic is great for transferring vibration strength and the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator has 10 different vibration patterns to play with, three of which are continuous and the rest of which are various patterns for your individual exploration.

I was actually really surprised by the vibration strength and type that the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator provided. Having never upgraded from the RO-80mm to the RO-90mm, I expected it to be like the RO-80mm, which is too shallow and buzzy for me, but this wasn’t the case.

A single button may be a bit of a downside for some (I’m never a fan).

The Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator feels slightly deeper and has a bit more of a quiver than the RO-80mm. I wouldn’t call this vibrator rumbly in any regard, but on its lowest setting it gets a little closer to this description than I expected.

Ramp up the power and you lose the near-rumble and reunite with a deeper buzz, but this buzz was never irritating. It was flattering – like a well-timed winky face emoji among a session of pun-based flirty. Not necessarily the highest form of sedcution, but a good time for anyone involved who is down for that sort of thing.

Power queens will not get much from the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator in terms of a long-term regular use, but I think that if anyone found themselves travelling and in need of a quick vibe, the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator would give results in terms of orgasms, unless a wand vibrator is a complete must for every usual play session.

I was certainly able to reach an orgasm with the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator, and didn’t feel short changed by its strength, effectiveness, and ease of use, especially given how many ways I was able to shift the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator around during use (sometimes I like to mix things up). And, at a typical RRP that comes in under £15, it’s really not hard to feel like you get your money’s worth from this product.

The downsides of the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator are obvious, and I’m sure you’re awesome enough to know them already (because I have faith in your sex toy appraisal skills).

If you dislike ABS plastic then you’ll dislike using this toy. If you want a couples toy that you can easily grip on to even when the lube is flowing then this is a bullet you’ll want to dodge, and if you’re a power queen looking for your next strong hit of sensation then the Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator is basically the physical embodiment of a condescending LOL emoji for you.

As for the design…I like it. The emoji’s selected for Rocks-Off are all appropriate to sexual activities, and you can even make a bit of a game out of them. For example: You could playfully ask your partner to make it so that your face resembles one of the emojis presented, selecting the one you think looks like the most fun, or perhaps even challenge each other to avoid making a similar face to one of the ones shown, with a ‘punishment’ if you fail.

All-in-all, not a bad new offering at all.

Final Thoughts

When it comes to budget bullet vibrators you really don’t need to reinvent the wheel, but there’s nothing wrong with accessorising it a little bit.

Rocks-Off have done just that and I think they’ve pulled it off to great effect.

I’m happy to have finally tried a RO-90mm equivalent, as I now feel confident giving a positive appraisal of this toy for those who know that they’re clit is receptive to buzzy-but-mid-depth vibrations or just want to play around with different angles and see what makes their clit pull the =O emoji face.

Overall I liked this vibrator and I think it performs well in its price range.

,,,,Unless you have emojis. Then maybe give this design a miss.

Recommend to:

People who like emoji designs.

People who want to explore their body.

People who like buzzy vibrations.

Do Not Recommend to:

Couples looking for an easy-grip toy.

People who dislike buzzy vibrations.

People who were victim to The Emoji Movie.

The Rocks-Off RO-90mm 10 Speed Ohh! Moji Ohh Baby! Bullet Vibrator was provided to me by Rocks-Off in exchange for an honest review.