Toy Review: The Mini Marvels Silicone Marvelous Massager Vibrator

I like quirky, funky, and retro items and the Mini Marvels Silicone Marvelous Massager Vibrator fits in to all of these categories.

The pop art-ish box of the Mini Marvels Massager is the real kicker. Brilliant yellow and decorated with rockabilly babe that is part Lichtenstein and part pin-up makes this toy a very appealing option before you’ve even considered how it operates. But, once you do, the quirk doesn’t end.

Designed as a clitoral vibrator, the Mini Marvels Silicone Marvelous Massager Vibrator (because, y’know, the more descriptive terms the better, apparently) is described as ‘fun in the palm of your hands. But, in reality, it prefers to be fun in between the fingers.

The Mini Marvels Silicone Marvelous Massager Vibrator

What sets the Mini Marvels Marvelous Massager apart from its competitors is its mid-finger design.

Quite literally mid-finger.

Doesn’t this look cute?

Alongside the above tagline, this vibrator also has a little section saying ‘I’ve got a secret that fits right between my fingers’. Not something that a partner would commonly use as a positive line for appeal, but an apt one in this instance.

The almost peach-pip like shape of this vibrator is split in half and given a thinner mid-section which allows it to be slotted in between two fingers for use. This makes this vibrator far more compatible fore compact use, use with other toys, and use with a partner. The Mini Marvels Marvelous Massager is not likely to get in the way when spending time with another, at least no more than in you just had you hand in place, all why adding additional vibration, pressure, and overall stimulation.

The intimate and close nature of this vibrator means that material is an essential component of its success and, thankfully for this vibrator, it handles this component well.

This vibrator is made out of beautifully smooth silicone which is non-porous, phthalate-free, and completely body safe. This silicone is matte and just as smooth and enjoyable as most luxury silicones, although I have noticed that it grabs more dust and hair than some of the higher-end toys on the market.

Thankfully this is hardly an issue, as this sex toy is completely waterproof, meaning you can use it as a shower of bath-time buddy too. I personally don’t enjoy using toys this way but I did test this toy to guarantee its waterproof qualities and have encountered no issues so far.

In addition to this luxury perk, this vibrator has a secure travel lock (and is small enough and portable enough for travel use), is USB rechargeable, and has 10 different functions ‘of vibration, pulsation, and escalation’.

These vibrations are controlled by a two-button system which has been sensibly placed on the surface of one side of the toy’s split design. This allows you to easily control your experience with your thumb while this toy sits between your fingers. And let’s talk a little bit more about this design, shall we?

The buttons are sensibly placed.

I found that this toy was easy enough to place in between my fingers and, when there, sat comfortably over my vulva using the most natural cupping motion. Unlike some toys, which go for pinpoint sensations, this one covers pretty much an entire section of the vulva and is hoping that a broad approach to vibrations will allow it to reach success.

This is going to be an issue for anyone who likes pinpoint sensations, or even those who like to focus on the clitoris. There really isn’t any focus here and, even though I’m usually a wand fan, I found this to be infuriating. When I use a wand I expect limited coverage but, even then, I can usually apply a decent amount of pressure to my clit if I wish. But when I use a clitoral toy I do like to give my clit the center stage that it deserves, and doing so with this vibrator is a real struggle.

Despite my fiddling, I really couldn’t get around this, not even when I took it off my fingers and tried playing with its edges. Then there’s the vibrations…

Real talk: The vibrations from this toy are passable. They’re rumbly, nicely strong at times, and if you haven’t known many vibrators when starting to use this toy then, chances are, it will probably keep you happy. But, much like the toy itself, they lack any real clear direction and, because of this, they just feel confused and unable to deliver their full potential.

I couldn’t orgasm with this toy. It was just too lacking in direction and, as a result, I was always focused on how to fiddle it in to place rather than allowing myself to enjoy the moment and reach some kind of climax.

I feel like angry Tyra Banks in American Model.

I understand that this toy is incredibly affordable and, as such, will be an appealing product for many, but I just don’t feel like this toy delivers enough bang for its bucks, even considering how reasonably priced it is.

In terms of other downsides it’s hard to find many. In terms of execution this can’t necessarily be called a horrifically faulted toy It delivers on what a toy might and it’s not like the materials, vibrations, or design are necessarily beyond the pale, but, regardless, they are a pale example of just what sex toys can offer.

Final Thoughts

The only time I could think about recommending this toy is if you’re a couple, new to sex toys, with a preference for a light touch and you just want to see what toys might be able to offer in terms of use together before fully committing to something else. But, even then, I’d worry that the resulting experience might leave you with a lackluster opinion of toys and their potential.

It’s a bit upsetting that a toy with such vibrant packaging and such an interesting design idea could turn out to be so dull but there you have it. Honesty is my policy and sometimes my honest opinion is just ‘meh’.

Recommend to:

People who want to try the hand design.

People who like broad sensations.

People who want a hand-held travel vibe.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who like to target body parts with vibrations.

People who like vibrations with clarity.

People who dislike California Exotics in general.

The Mini Marvels Silicone Marvelous Massager Vibrator was provided to me by Peepshowtoys in exchange for an honest review,. If you want to support my site please do make a purchase via the affiliate links included. Make me a happy peach (who can afford things like food and stuff).