Product Review: The Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness (Black)

How do you rank what is, essentially, an fashion item?

It doesn’t vibrate. It has no G/P-Spot curve. It’s not even necessarily the same as a collar, which comes with huge connotations for many people in the BDSM community. So how even?

Well, in my opinion, judging a piece of sexy adult attire is all about that: Just how sexy it makes you feel, And, if I’m being honest, I feel pretty damned sexy when wearing this harness.

And the best part? Not a single animal had to die for me to feel like a steaming hot, hard leather Domme. Ethical consumers of the world rejoice!

The Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness

This feeling of absolute bad assery and pure sexual assure comes courtesy of Bijoux Indiscrets, whose Maze line provides a brilliant alternative to anyone who wants the leather look without any of the cruelty associated with leather. There are also some people who find that leather can give them a bit of irritation or even a rash and, if this is the case, then the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness will also be great for you.

This harness if gorgeous with clothes or without.

The Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness is an absolutely stunning harness which comes in two different colors: Black, or brown.

Usually it’s easy for me to opt for black when going for the leather look (it’s timeless, after all) but I’ll admit to being torn with the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness. The lighter, creamy brown color that Bijoux Indiscrets offers is just so naturally vintage that I almost surrendered to the allure of a white-top/brown harness combo, a la the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness.

In the end I stayed true to my roots but I could imagine that, if gift giving, either harness will be gratefully received.

Speaking of gift-giving, the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness comes in a lovely and very sturdy box, with a sleek, linear pattern on it that has a natural visual appeal. The front of the box keeps things nice and mysterious where the back contains all of the important information, a lovely demo image of the harness in use, and the oh-so-cherished vegan label that makes me happy beyond words.

The box is perfect for special occasions (or for treating yo self!)

Because, let’s face it, the more sexy AF vegan kink gear that’s out there, the better.

Taking the harness out of the box, it does look a bit confusing at first, but any uncertainty completely disappears the moment that you lift the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness up. Upon being lifted up, this harness elegantly unravels to reveal exactly how to put it on without a single issue.

This harness uses what I would call a metal-peg system for wear. This makes this harness very easy to put on, even if you find yourself attempting to put it on solo (which I did). I messed up the first time I put this harness on, but only once, and from then on it was smooth sailing.

Once on this harness looks great and feels very comfortable. Some adjustments may be needed to avoid wonky straps (as shown in my photos) but, outside of that I have absolutely no complaints with this harness. I feel like I could even put it on under my gym clothes and still manage a care-free workout (well…as ‘care-free’ as a workout can be).

The 100% polyurethane straps of this harness (made from reuseable materials, I might add) feel smooth, luxurious, and sheer against the skin, creating a really decadent sensual experience as well.

This is the type of harness that can easily be worn against the skin (for the above effect) or can be worn over the top of clothing in order to create a high-class, or rocking butch effect (to name just two ways of going about making this harness work for you).

Rock this harness however you prefer.

I am a firm believer that we can practice self-love through adopting an external presentation that aligns with how we’re feeling about ourselves on any given day, and the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness is really great for helping people present themselves with cruelty-free style.

In terms of downsides I do sadly have a few when it comes to this harness.

The first is actually a pro too and that would be the peg-based system that this harness uses. Yes: It’s great for putting this harness on and taking it off, but it also makes it so that any strict submissives can easily take this harness off should they wish and that lack of padlockable action may be a bit disheartening.

The next is actually something I noticed from my collar and which, thus, will apply to the harness too: If not given a proper scrub down for a few times this harness can actually leech out a black dye which can then rub off on to the skin or clothing. Obviously you’ll want to avoid this, so don’t skimp on this precautionary step.

Not everyone will like this harness, but I think it’s sexy AF.

And, for you hardcore leather fans out there, I personally find this harness to be more than realistic enough (it will trick most people) but you may be able to tell the difference and this might bother you.

One specific thing that might upset some leather fans is that the ‘breaking in’ stage of taking firm leather and feeling it become supple and smooth over time is completely gone. This material is perfectly subtle from the get-go. Again, something I see as a pro, but it’s all about what you want from your product.

Measurements-wise this harness is adjustable to fit the following: EU:36-44 / UK: 6-16 / US: 6-12. As slim UK size I can vouch for it fitting and looking well on petite bodies but, of course, the rest I’m afraid I cannot offer an insight on. Still, I find it hard to imagine that this harness would look bad on anyone. Besides, it’s the person that makes the outfit, not the other way around.

Final Thoughts

Overall, I adore this harness and think that is an absolutely gorgeous must-have item for any vegan kinksters out there who want a little bit of aesthetic glory in their lives.

If you’re used to fully leather gear then this harness might take a while to adjust to, and those who love the locked life will find that this harness disappoints but, otherwise, I really cannot fault this harness in terms of overall performance.

What a gorgeous offering!

Recommend to:

People looking for a vegan harness.

People who like that soft leather feel.

People who like the H harness look.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who love hard leather.

People who want a locking harness.

People who prefer different harness designs (look at the rest of the Maze brand).

The Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness was provided to me by Bijoux Indiscrets in exchange for an honest review.