Toy Review: The Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Silicone Dildo 8 Inch

When it comes to dildo reviews I’m no spring chicken.

I’ve seen and reviewed by fair share of CoFS before (that standing for Cocks of Formidable Size, of course) and I’ve given them the thorough testing and review treatment that they deserve.

But when a dildo is rainbow coloured – like, full-on colours-of-the-pride-flag rainbow colored) then the size of a toy suddenly stands out even more.

And the Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Silicone Dildo (8 Inches) is fucking huge.

Seriously huge.

‘The size of my forearm’ huge.

This toy is almost as long as my dog.

It is a dog-sized rainbow queen pride dildo.

Let that awesomeness sink in. Then let those who like size go fourth and buy this dildo, because it is good.

The Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Silicone Dildo (8 Inches)

The Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Silicone Dildo (8 inches) is a whopping huge dong – 8 inches in length, to be precise, with an insertible length of about 6 inches.

The rest is taken up by a brilliantly crafted pair of balls and a suction cup that allows for hands-free fun.

My dog has the patience of a saint.

The dildo’s design is what I would call mostly realistic, outside of its brilliantly queer colouration. It has a mostly straight shaft, which leans gently to one side, with a shafts decorated in veins and other tactile traits.

The coronal ridge of this toy is nicely pronounced and the glans smooth, to aid with ease of insertion. The folds of skin near the head of this toy add additional texture making for a toy that truly aims to engage one’s sense of intereal touch.

The Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Dildo is made from silicone, making it non-porous, phthalate-free, and completely body-safe.

The silicone is firm and semi-rigid, making this massive dildo seem even more formidable and really bringing it’s texture to the foreground.

What a stunning cock!

Because it’s made from silicone this toy is extremely easy to clean, with water and soap/antibacterial spray doing the trick. Just make sure you’re thorough with your clean, as textured toys do like to keep gunk in their folds.

In terms of surface sensation, the Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Dildo is somewhat matte but mostly just ‘grabby’, like the clingy sensation of an elastic band.

This makes lubricant a must with the Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Dildo, especially if you have unshaved public hair or plan to use this toy anally  (in which case, lubricant should always be used generously).

I cannot emphasise this enough, given this dildo’s 2 inch diameter, which is intensified by the firmness, texture, and surface of this dildo.

The suction cup on this dildo makes this toy harness compatible while it’s balls add an additional anal-friendly element.

Once I slammed this toy firmly into place it’s suction cup worked extremely well and even lead to some accidental back-and-fourth when thoughtlessly grabbing for it post-wash. I feel confident that the suction cup will hold up well in most scenarios, allowing for fun in terms of positioning.

Post-use awe.

This is good because the large, bulging shaft of this dildo does make it somewhat cumbersome to hold solo style while also trying to apply a clip vibe.

At times the shaft was actually so girth at my entrance that I actually struggled to share vulva space between this dildo and my prefered, broad-headed clit vibes, which is important for wand-lovers to note.

But, if i’m being frank, I really didn’t mind this, given how wonderful the textured stretch of the Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Dildo felt for me: it’s smoother head just about meeting my insides to create a climax worth revisiting.

No – I cannot take this entire toy – but I do not need to in order to sample the benefits it has to offer, and my orgasms with this dildo were strong and distinct. This isn’t your standard G-Spotting dong but it has so many other elements working in its favour to suitably compensate.

This coronal ridge certainly helps.

When it comes to downsides there are a few. Most are personal preference but all warrant consideration before purchase.

The objective downside of this toy is that it’a a dust and hair magnet. There’s little escaping this and the best you can do to mitigate it is be diligent with your pre and post usage cleans.

The size of the balls and flexibility of the suction cup does also make it hard to use with some harnesses, especially lighter fabric ones.

In terms of personal preference, if you like a soft, squidgy, or light dildo then this toy will disappoint you, as it is none of these things.

People who struggle with handling heavier or longer toys may be especially off-put by this dildo.

There is no real curve to this toy, which will upset those who love a nice, probing curve, and its mostly realistic appearance will deter some.

But, in terms of pros vs. cons, the Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Dildo comes out of the situation surprisingly well, and is rather well-priced to boot.

Final Thoughts

$49.99 will get you your very own rainbow dildo and, to be honest, if you’re a queer pride/sex geek then that price and the craftsmanship of this cock are worth it just to have the display item. I’m tempted to get another one and use them as quirky mantle pieces, if not for the fact that they would routinely go missing for a ‘routine clean’.

I really like this dildo, despite not being able to take its girth, and can confidently recommend it to those who can take it, those who like being stretched, and those who like their toys firm and textured. It is a rainbow celebration of all that’s awesome about dildos and I can’t help but grin when I see it.

Recommend to:

People who like large toys.

People who like firm toys.

People who like texture.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who dislike cumbersome toys.

People who dislike firm silicone.

People who dislike realistic designs.

The Colours Pleasures Pride Edition Rainbow Silicone Dildo (8 inches) was provided to me by Betty’s Toy Box in exchange for an honest review. Check out this wonderful pin-up inspired adult site. I adore it!

P.S. There is also a slender, balls-free alternative