Product Review: The NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium

It happens to pass that, from time to time, a product comes in to my possession that is so stunning, so exceptional in its premise and execution, that I feel the need to speak about it, regardless of having the full anatomy to provide an extensive appraisal.

The Tanga 3D line of strokers is one example of this.

The NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium is another.

Chastity belts were something that Mr Peaches and I had been interested in for a long time before I finally put the request in with Meo.

Perhaps, in those late stages of what is now our ended relationship, I was hoping that absence (and kink) would help make the heart grow fonder.

Well, i’m single now, so I guess that didn’t work out so well.

The result of this is that I never actually got the full disclosure on just how well the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium works in action.

Yes, we explored the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium together for an initial appraisal: we looked at it, felt its heft, and unlocked its adjustable rings to get a good idea as to how it would work in action. But stainless steel never did make contact with cock before I became in sudden need of a new testing accomplice for penis-related products.

But, you know what? I’m a professional and I committed to a review, so a review you shall get!

Plus, to some extent, the deprivation experience that comes from chastity isn’t necessarily a required part of the process for reviewing this product, leaving only comfort as the omitted area of examination, meaning that (much like the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium itself) I’ve got this pretty well covered.

The NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium

The NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium was the very first chastity belt I selected for testing, and I did so with a variety of reasons in mind.

This belt looks stunning.

The first was design. The overall enclosed appearance of the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium drew me in with its aesthetics, and I got a good notion that it would fit around my partner’s flaccid shaft quite well. It is 4.25 inches in total length with an insertible length of 3.25 inches and an internal diameter of 1.3 inches. This should accommodate most penis-owning individuals who are keen to explore chastity and, even if a little cozy for some, the sensation of pressing up against its metal frame every now and then is kind of part of the fun.

Three spacers and a handcuff lock make this chastity belt easy to apply (trust me: I’ve tried it on packers) and its locking system is, in theory, escape-proof. I can’t say that any of my packers executed a particularly brilliant escape plan but, then again, they’re not exactly Houdini so I can’t really give this one a full pass. That being said, I assume an escape effort would be rather painful (in either a good or bad way, depending on your intentions).

I also selected the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium for its material. This belt is made out of stainless steel – making it non-porous, free from questionable chemicals, and completely body safe. This eliminated any risk of infections and it was my assumption that the metal would accommodate smooth long-time wear, even if sweat came in to the mix. Steel is, after all, lovely and smooth, and can be made an even slicker wear with the addition of a little bit of silicone lubricant to keep things soothing (and pamper the wearer a bit).

I wore the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium for a brief period (packing is a godsend) and can at least attest to how noticeable it is for the wearer, but potentially inconspicuous depending on what you wear over to top of it. If you’re a ‘sissy’ sporting a frilly skirt, or a bear in baggy overalls, then you’re probably going to be okay, but I wouldn’t recommend skinny jeans in any instance.

The locking system is good.

Other aspects that appealed about steel was its weight and temperature play potential. Steel is, inescapably, a heavy material, and this means that anyone who is locked in the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium will never be able to ignore the fact that their cock is well and truly entrapped: forbidden territory until the person who has the key to the locks decides otherwise.

And just imagine – for one superbly sadistic moment – placing on this chastity belt after heating it up or cooling it to an icy temperature that is just barely tolerable. I bite my lip at the sheer potential of it.

Because of this interest I did make sure to test the temperature retention of the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium and it keeps any adjustments pretty well, though will eventually go to either its default cooler base temp or body temperature if worn.

Ventilation slots and a hole for easy urination make this belt a safer option than some other chastity products on the market, but part of me is still a bit iffy about this. Then again I’ve never really seen the ‘shake method’ as adequate for hygiene, so I suppose I can’t really speak confidently for this particular element of the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium.

To date there are no customer reviews of the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium, which blows my mind, given how keen I was to try this product, but one reason for this does come clearly to mind: Price.

At 139 euros, the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium isn’t exactly a cheap investment, especially when Meo sports many other cheaper alternatives, which also look appealing. The alternatives typically involve plastic, too, which is also hygienic while having the added benefit of being a bit more lightweight and being less of a risk should the worst happen. Plastic is easier to break in to than steel, after all, even if either material might still warrant an embarrassed A&E trip if things go horribly awry.

The NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium comes with a storage bag, but I genuinely believe that this is the weakest element of the device. It’s made from a felt-like substance which grabs felt and dust like a mother fucker, and doesn’t have chords strong enough to reliably contain the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium without at least one accidental jail-break attempt.

But, to be honest with you, when the biggest downside to a product is the bag it comes in then I think that says a lot to the quality of the product.

Final Thoughts

Overall, I like the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium but, let’s be real here, a packer is not a penis (no matter how much we might wish it were at times) and thus this review is lacking one of the key components for me to go whole-hog in endorsing this item.

But, as things go, the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium met my expectations in terms of weight, easy of application, and safety. Furthermore, it managed to look more stunning and formidable than I expected and its weighty steel frame only added to its presence.

As such, I feel like I can give the NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium a tentative recommendation but, rest assured, I do have a penis lined up for a second opinion in good time. But, as chastity itself will teach you, all good things come to those who wait.

Recommend to:

People who like hefty chastity devices.

People looking for a body safe material.

People who value ease of application.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who prefer lightweight chastity.

People who hate temperature play.

People who prefer softer/flexible chastity.

The NoPacha Adjustable Locking Chastity Belt Genium was provided to me by Meo in exchange for an honest review and I can only extend my extreme gratitude for their understanding stance to my current situation. Please support them, I can guarantee that they will support and serve you well in kind.