Toy Review: The MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo

I’m a proud Brit. Not in the ‘Oh yes, Colonialism was great and we must keep our culture pure’ kind of way (because No and oh god No) but more in that I love British mannerisms, humor, quirk, and aesthetics.

It’s not at all that British culture is superior to any other in my mind, but my fondness for the Victorian period, for example, was solidified before I even saw the nationality of the artist. It’s just something that innately appeals to me and makes me happy.

So, when I saw the MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo I was innately drawn to it. So, it was a quirky (albeit obvious, in retrospect) coincidence that it was their first dildo designed as a direct tribute to British culture. And let me just say, they did a jolly good job, pip-pip!

About MyFucsia

MyFucsia is yet another company from Italy that specializes in ceramic creations. I’m starting to gain a great admiration for the adult objects that Italy are bringing to the market, and MyFucsia is yet another strong contribution.

Their dildos are inspired to be fun, colourful, and collectible. A single standard design has been modified and decorated with different features to make the perfect line of utterly addictive ceramic creations.

Through this goal MyFucsia also hope to help break the taboo behind sex toys—as their decorative nature is meant to encourage display without judgement and pride in one’s sexual acquisitions.

My product arrived from MyFucsia promptly and was discreetly packed. Its packaging was a very practicle tube which could also serve for long term storage, and is great for gift giving.

Considering this product is ceramic (and thus a tad fragile) I was glad to see that MyFucsia were well-versed in how to make sure my dildo arrived in one piece and I can highly recommend their service.

The MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo

The MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo is an absolute beauty. Its wonderful porcelain form is utterly smooth and its glossy form shines in the sun. When I tap my nails against it, it makes a chime that is almost as beautiful as the climaxes it gives me, and at this point it’s fair for you to assume that, yes, I approve of this dildo. But specs are also important.

This dildo is a beautiful tribute to British culture.

The MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo comes in at 21cm in height and has an overall diameter of 4.2cm at the widest point. That’s about 8.2 inches by 1.65 inches by those who work in different measurements.

This gives the MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo the perfect display height, as well as a wonderful amount of grasping area during use. For some reason porcelain toys (and firm toys in general) always feel a little bit larger than their softer counterparts, but in this instance, I wasn’t complaining.

Ceramic dildos also have the added benefits of being non-porous, totally free from harmful chemicals, and generally incredibly body safe. They can be used with many different lubricants, and can be heated or cooled to vary sensation.

The MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo holds heat variation quite well, though not as well as metal dildos in my experience. Its hollow design also means that, although not light, the MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo is a manageable weight for most.

This pattern is breathtaking.

There’s also no denying that the porcelain silhouette of this dildo is absolutely flawless. MyFucsia have a very active Instagram result, through which they share their production methods, and some of the videos on it are just hypnotic.

I will be displaying this dildo in my front room. There’s no debate about this. Not only because it deserves to be seen but also because I always want it close should I want to grab it for an orgasm.

Cards on the table: Although I adored how this dildo looked I was highly dubious that it would be able to satisfy me with its straight shaft.

It seems I still have a lot to learn.

Despite the girthy sensations that I experience with the toy, the MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo’s tapered tip makes it incredibly easy to insert. All I need is patience and lube—a perfect combination for most stretching practices. Once in the MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo feels like it widens me and fills me up simultaneously, creating that joyous stretching sensation that many people will relish.

Now, looking at this dildo, I feel lust where once there was doubt.

It’s smooth and straight shaft means it’s good for thrusting and I can only describe the sensation of doing so like those breathing practice .gifs you see for anxiety. It’s like the sexual manifestation of such visuals and it feels just as loving in practice.

The rigidity and broadening sensation of this dildo left me gasping from its very first insertion. For me it’s at the point of almost stinging with expansion but not quite; it lingers at a gratifying threshold which holds my climax at an equal on-the-edge euphoria.

This width and firmness only becomes more prominent with my orgasm (easy to achieve with this dildo and the right wand). Each orgasm feels like an internal scream of primal passion coming directly from my G-Spot and vaginal opening. It’s as if something inside me ruptures–a preconceived notion of what straight toys can do, no doubt–and all thoughts outside of the sensation of the moment fade.

How could I not recommend this dildo after such consistent (and prolonged) pleasure? Well, there are a few factors that may make you think twice.

Although I admire the artistry of this dildo, its open-ended bottom does give me cause for alarm. I’m always worried that gunk, water, or luve is amassing inside my dildo because of this, and you know how much cleanliness matters to me. Technically you could get a cork to solve this problem but you shouldn’t have to modify a makeshift solution to be comfortable with your sex toys.

I’m also very aware that my approval if this toy is prefigured by my appreciation of firm, girthier dildos. If you dislike firmness (as my partner Theia does) then this dildo is the antithesis of your delight.

Final Thoughts

Yet, in the grand scheme of things, these downsides and preferences do little to invalidate the effectiveness of this dildo. This dildo looks stunning, feels fantastic, and, although it is expensive, is well worth the investment if you know that your sexual criteria are similar to mine.

I can now count myself as an open advocate of the MyFucia brand and hope that I can broaden my collection soon. Please tell me if you do the same too.

Recommend to:

People who like firmer toys.

People who like feeling full up.

People who like straight toys.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who dislike rigid dildos.

People who like slender toys.

People who prefer the drag of silicone.

The MyFucsia Blue Tea Time Ceramic Dildo was provided by MyFucsia in exchange for an honest review.