Update: Planet Earth Wholesale Sale

Hello my lovely readers!

Just a brief update today to let you know that one of the companies I work with, www.planetearthwholesale.com, have decided to do a HUGE sale exclusively with Emmeline Peaches Reviews.

What’s the catch? There is none. But, for the sake of full transparency I should let you know that I will be getting a percentage of the sale; so essentially you’ll be supporting my site and the work that I do while also buying a product that appeals to you.

So, what percentage is this discount? Nothing short of the big Five-O.

Oh yes–we’re talking 50% off everything

But, nothing good lasts forever and this deal is only available for one week only so you’d best acts fast.

All you need to do is use the code Peaches50 when prompted to get your exclusive 50% discount.

I would never tell you what to spend your hard-earned cash on, but my personal top five recommendations would be the following items:

The Wanachi Mega Massager: This toy is less of a wand and more of a sex machine shoved into the shape of a wand. A truly formidable piece of kit, there’s no reason for you to pay a fortune for the punch that it packs.

The Wruff Stuff Superbia Puppy Hood: I’ve been pining over this product myself. Oh what I’d give to own this utterly fabulous celebration of LGBT pup pride. Allow me to live vicariously through you, won’t you? (And, already owning a hood from this company, I can definitely vouch for their quality).

The Anal Fantasy Vibrating Perfect Plug: Mr Peaches loves this plug and it is still in his bedside drawer. Affordable to start with, you can get this plug at an even cheaper price with the discount above.

Slube (Any colour or scent): Slube is something that I consider to be great fun but my only huge apprehension about it has always been the price. Well, now that’s no longer an issue, so I say it’s time to splurge on Slube while you can!

Fetish Fantasy Violet Wand: Electrosex is fantastic fun, but buying electrostimulation kits is always a luxury (and one that new users may feel uncertain about). Alleviate any worries you may have by halving the price of that curious electro-purchase. A wand is a great way to start gentle and build up from there (plus it just looks helluva rad).

And that’s all for now!

Please do let me know what toys you’ll be buying and give a huge thanks to Planet Earth Wholesale for offering this clear-out discount. It’s not often that a company gives a sex blogger exclusive dibs to dish out to such an extent, so I’m incredibly excited about this.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the corner resisting the morally-questionable urge to use my own discount code on a new puppy hood.

Until the next review!