Update: A Cumpanion Towel Giveaway

Hello my lovely readers!

Today I am on my way to London in preparation for Eroticon. *Cue shameless nerdy dancing*

If you’re going to be at the Friday Night Meet & Greet or the conference itself then we may very well cross paths. But if you’re missing the event then you can always follow my exploits via the #KnickEroticonGlory hashtag.

And, if the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy has taught me anything it is this:

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

Now we may not technically be interstellar hitchhikers, but most of us love sex and sex is pretty out of this world, so close enough.

So, in order to celebrate my actual travels and our collective ongoing sexual adventures AnnaRae and I have paired up together to offer one of y’all a chance to win your very own Cumpanion Towel.

Someone will win their very own towel for wayward fluids to hitch a ride on.

That’s right: One of you will always be prepared for whatever this galaxy has to throw you, all the while stay squeaky-clean after sex (although, speaking of ‘squeaky’ do try and avoid mice if you can…don’t ask).

So what do you need to do to enter?

Simply click through the Gleam app down below and go through all the steps included (or as many as you possible can) and you’re basically done. Do make sure that you look at the Terms & Conditions first, though. I’m no Vogon but, in this case, rules and regulations are necessary.

Don’t Forget Your Towel!

And with that I’m going to let you get on with the rest of your day.

If you’re curious as to what I thought of the Cumpanion Towel then check out my review here.

And if some of this post has gone a bit over your head then might I suggest some nerdy reading and/or the dulcet tones of Stephen Fry’s voice.

Until the next review!


Terms & Conditions

  • This giveaway is running from the 3 March 2017 until the 17 March 2017 and ends at 12:00pm (GMT)
  • Entrants must be legally able to receive/own adult products. I’ve set an age limit of 18+ on these giveaways but make sure you check with your local laws too.
  • Neither myself nor AnnaRae assume responsibility for any losses, customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping. Once the prizes are shipped you take responsibility for them.
  • After the winning entries are drawn you have 2 weeks to contact me and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then I’ll re-draw another winner/s. By entering this competition you also agree to provide me with your address, so that I may get the item shipped to you.
  • I’ll be shipping this one to you myself and I’m happy to pay shipping fees. As such this giveaway is open worldwide. Or, to be more specific, anywhere in the world that the UK will let me ship to. If in doubt contact me and I’ll check it out for you.
  • I’m not accepting accounts that have no original content (or little to none) for this giveaway. I will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than retweets and will disqualify any entrants who don’t make the cut. Please respect this.
  • By entering this competition you acknowledge that you have read the terms and agreements and consent to the terms laid out above.