Toy Review: The Crowned Jewels Marylebone Titanium Dildo

Right now, I’m sitting in an upmarket coffee shop sampling my favourite seasonal chocolate tea. The atmosphere is buzzing and the warmth of the ambiance is countering the blistering cold of the ever-increasing British autumn time. And yet my mind is feeling blue. No, not ‘feeling’ blue, craving blue. Deeply. Relentlessly. Unabatingly.

In any other context this might sound like a sorrowful affair, but I can assure you this is not the case. Why? Because the blue that is on my mind is rich and luxurious. Sleek and curvaceous. And completely, utterly astounding.

The blue that is consuming my thoughts is the deep hue of the Crowned Jewels Marylebone Titanium Dildo. Or, as Mr Peaches calls it, my ‘indestructible dildo’.

The Crowned Jewels Marylebone Titanium Dildo

The Crowned Jewels Marylebone is an unrivaled gem in my collection, at least when it comes to aesthetics—and by ‘gem’ I mean ‘solid titanium dildo’.

Behold this toy's glory.
Behold this toy’s glory.

The implications of this material choice are a more profound than one might first assume. Titanium is a very highly coveted material in many industries because of the vast array of benefits that it provides. As materials go titanium is incredibly resistant to any form of corrosion—including salt water, acid, and stress corrosion. Because of this the marine industry find titanium incredibly useful (and you can bet that your body won’t be damaging it in any way).

Titanium is also very lightweight, highly durable, and has bio-inert properties that make it compatible with the human body.

This means that the material used in this dildo is also used by the aerospace, locomotive, medical, and marine industries. Oh yeah—this is an industry-leading dildo.

In terms of sex toy benefits the durable nature of titanium means that this is, in essence, a life long product. If treated correctly this dildo may even outlive its owner and one day grace the shelves of a progressive museum space, or a private collector’s personal display of erotic antiquity (and it would certainly look welcome in both spaces).

Given this you can probably tell that the Marylebone is non-porous, phthalate-free, and completely body-safe. It’s also incredibly easy to wash—toy cleaner and water or soap and water and you’re done. I also found that my Marylebone became less smudged or generally tarnished than my Shafstbury, or this it at least how it seems to me. This could be to do with the material difference or it may just be the colour variation obscuring the smudge.

Ah, the colour. Allow me to gush about the colour for some time.

Perhaps one of the most exceptional aspects of titanium from an aesthetic approach is that it can be anodized to give it different colour variations. These colours are amazingly rich and can vary greatly in appearance depending on the lighting. For my Marylebone I picked one of my favourite colours—blue—and I cannot stress just how gorgeous it truly is.

In person it is like the sheen on a Magpie’s feather—a mixture of greens and blues depending on how you see it, though mostly it stays a beckoning dark blue. There’s something about being able to choose the colour of your own titanium dildo which is immeasurably significant and completely unforgettable. To my mind it is the final aspect of the Marylebone that solidifies its high price tag (which, from a life-long perspective, if money well invested).

However, the finest aspect of the Marylebone has to be the orgasms that this toy provides.

With an overall length of 17.7cm and two varying sides to choose from, the Marylebone is not one for lovers of girth, but it manages to provide exceptional G-Spot stimulation regardless of its more petite physique. The baubles that make up the shaft of the Marylebone finish on one side in an increased girth whereas on the other side they taper off into slimmer bulbs. This allows users to select the experience they wish to receive, and the two are very distinct.

Each side has its own benefit.
Each side has its own benefit.

When I use the larger end of the Marylebone I am greeted with a rippling flourish of sensation accentuated by the larger aspect of its final ovular bulb. This is the section that makes impact with my G-Spot and it does so with extreme aptitude. The Marylebone’s titanium form is incredibly light weight while still maintaining the unyielding firmness which makes metal toys so spectacular. It’s smooth surface slides in and out of the body with complete ease, as if it were a seasoned ballerina asked to do a simple pirouette. The mastery is apparent immediately and the result is succinct and precise. It provides everything it needs to and leaves me in utter awe at the strength of its delivery.

In terms of the orgasms themselves I have often found that the bauble design on the Marylebone coupled with its angle leaves my vaginal muscles clenching on to it long after I had expected them to stop. Upon my first testing I actually went to sit up and converse with Mr Peaches (convinced my orgasm was over) before feeling a twinge of pleasure greet me as I fell back into its prolonged bliss.

Experiences with the smaller size are just as gratifying for me but come with the added benefit of extreme precision. The slimmer girth of this side means that certain parts of the G-Spot and vaginal wall can actually be targeted and massaged in depth, adding a nuance to G-Spot stimulation which I actually hadn’t explored much before. This feels incredible if applied correctly and has equal potential for prolonged and powerful stimulation.

There is perfection to be found in precision, it seems...
There is perfection to be found in precision, it seems…

I have never once been left unsatisfied with the Marylebone and feel that there is still so much to discover with it, even though I have used it often now.

Because the Marylebone has a larger bauble in its mid-section it could technically be used as an anal toy, but I personally haven’t tried this. The benefits of metal should be immediately apparent here, though—as it can provide persistent pressure and does not retain odour.

The final perk of titanium is that it doesn’t seem as cold to me as steel or glass upon first insertion and warms to the body’s natural temperature well. This is an extension of titanium’s benefits or sensation play, and the Marylebone retains heat and cold rather effectively.

Despite all of these benefits if you’re a girth lover then I really cannot guarantee that the Marylebone will satisfy you. Thankfully Crowned Jewels do provide larger versions, though, so don’t feel abandoned by this particular downside.

Outside of this what can I really say against this toy? It’s pricey. So is a tattoo. Or a painting. Or jewelry. Or essentially any other luxury, life-long purchase.

With the Marylebone you get what you pay for and what you pay for is an exceptionally crafted work of true sexual delight, whose streamlined form can only be rivaled in excellence by the emotional and physical response that it elicits in the body.

Final Thoughts

As if there were any need to repeat my stance, I absolutely adore the Marylebone Dildo and believe it to be one of the best dildos that one can gift themselves (or their sweetheart/s). This dildo is beyond compare when it comes to its powerful aesthetic appeal and its material properties are well-recognized I multiple highly regarded fields.

The orgasms that I have personally had with the Marylebone have truly lived up to the regal excellence of Crowned Jewel’s company ethos. It is my hope that every lover of G-Spot stimulation gets a chance to experience such a formidable work of art.

Recommend to:

People who like curved G-Spot toys.

People who like bulbous toys.

People who like smooth & firm toys.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who dislike curved toys.

People who prefer soft materials.

People who cannot abide the price.

The Crowned Jewels Marylebone Dildo was provided to me by Crowned Jewels in exchange for an honest review. Crowned Jewels have also been generous enough to provide one of these gorgeous dildos as part of a celebratory giveaway (in a colour of your choosing, no less!). In order to enter please click here and follow the instructions provided.