Ceramic Samplings: Ceramic Pleasure Creation 024 (The Evermore)

This post is part of my Ceramic Samplings series, which looks at products from Ceramic Pleasure. To see more please check out the link here. I highly recommend Ceramic Pleasure and their products, which are affordable, unique, and made with passion and unwavering dedication. Creativity at its finest.


How can I describe this particular creation? One that merged so perfectly with my body and yet did so by feeling so entirely distinct from it? One that massaged areas of my vaginal wall that I didn’t even know would arouse me, while also claiming familiar spots with unapologetic flare? One that made Mr Peaches watch me writhe—delight in his eyes as he twisted the shaft and we explored together, ‘fast, or slow?’ Words cannot do it justice, neither can my photography, but an image may be able to convey my delight more than my adoring speechlessness.

This dildo is everything I wanted from Ceramic Pleasure and more.
This dildo is everything I wanted from Ceramic Pleasure and more.

This dildo is truly unlike anything I have ever reviewed before. It’s like a multi-coronal-shafted gift from the dildo gods above, forged through the conduit that is Ceramic Pleasure to absolute perfection. In my mind I see multiple shafts penetrating me simultaneously, rippling impossibly inside of me, pleasing me with otherworldly aptitude. I also kind of see a dick pine cone, or a penis Christmas tree. Yo-ho-OoooOOOOoooh~<3

As always, I am left with a smile.
As always, I am left with a smile.

This toy has a reasonable amount of length to it—with the textured section occupying 5 inches of the shaft and ending in a smooth section that works well as a handle. I also found the size to be ideal for monopolizing on the texture while not feeling to abrupt during penetration and removal. The smooth and curvaceous form of each layer of this dildo assists well in this, and Ceramic Pleasure has done a brilliant job in keeping things smooth and precise.

In so many ways this dildo is familiar to me. It is the coronal stimulation that I adore and crave—the kind that I champion whenever someone asks me “What do you want in a dildo?”. Yet the multi-faceted nature of this dildo makes it feel entirely new too. It always surprises me, always feels like an exploration, and there are a lot of ways to explore this dildo.

Give me this any day of the week.
Give me this any day of the week.

If I keep it still and clench around it then my vaginal muscles are met with the ridges of this toy, which almost act as if to rebuff them. Like two poles of the same magnetic field, contact is made and then almost subconsciously forced apart except my vaginal muscles always want to go back for more. This leads to a build of momentum as my muscles clench, react, and then build in momentum. Upon the point of orgasm this becomes much more intense and I suddenly find myself riding the ridges of this rippling delight. Very little hip motion is needed for this strong reaction.

However when I do wiggle with this toy and involve some pelvic motion then I’m suddenly treated to a massage as well—as this toy gently presses against my vaginal wall with an array of sensation. It’s not required for a strong orgasm but it is my preference, as it heightens arousal with incredible ease.

Then, of course, there are twists. With such compelling texture there is no way that I wasn’t trying twists with this toy but, as it turns out, Mr Peaches had the same idea too, and beat me to the punch. I’m glad he did to because feeling this dildo twirl inside of me, experiencing a rush of primal sensation as my vagina failed to make sense of the orgy of texture that it was being gifted. Because I didn’t have to worry about the twirls I could fully give myself to the experience, while also getting the added bonus of communicating my pleasure to partner mid-fucking (which is always a joy).

Twirl it, thrust it, wiggle it, enjoy it.
Twirl it, thrust it, wiggle it, enjoy it.

As it turned out slow twists were the way to go for me. The quick variation in sensation confused and captivated my body enough to cause intense muscle spasms which clamped round this dildo as if they never wanted to let go. And, I must admit, there’s something compelling about being a long-term receptacle for a piece of ceramic with such strong tactile authority.

Longer sweeps and twirls also felt good but could clash with my body at times. Counter clockwise is the way to go for me, but everyone is different and I urge people to buy this dildo and explore. Ceramic Pleasure can remake or create any design that you wish and I rate this one in very high esteem.

When well aroused this dildo also feels euphoric during thrusting—and that is how I achieved the above-mentioned sensation of a multiple penetration paradox—but this is something I do need to warm up to and often combine with twists and wiggles.

This dildo is my personal paradise and I venture down its many paths with bated breath and a brilliant sense of wanderlust. But, of course, it is not the right destination for everyone. If you dislike intense texture, ridges, or unpredictable sensation, then this dildo will clash with your body to the extreme. It also lacks a curve, which will infuriate some but which works very well for this particular design—enabling it to twist and spiral with ease.

Naming this dildo was even more difficult than the last. ‘The Pinecone’ came to mind but the absurdity of that is nowhere near fitting for such a wonderful creation. ‘The Coronal Crescendo’ was also an option, but felt too wordy. In the end I chose the Evermore—a somewhat flowery name with an equally baroque explanation:

This is a dildo I shall always explore,

Its curvation calling me Evermore.

  • C. Poly

    I’ve never read a review that affected me in the way this one did. I need this dildo in my life. I love a bulbous head on dildo’s and this looks like it would provide that sensation over and over again. And the way you described it massaging your vaginal walls has me aching for a feeling I’ve never experienced before.