Toy Review: The Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring (Blue)

Oh boy. This one’s a doozy. Here we go.

The Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring is a product I lovingly selected for Mr. Peaches to use from LoveYourSelf Online due to our shared affection for cock-and-ball rings and pernineum play. The Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring promises to hit both of those buttons in terms of design and product description—clearly made to wrap around the balls and stimulate the perineum externally through a little nobbly add-on.

In theory this is great.

In practice not so much.

I personally had no problems with this product but, keep in mind, I wasn’t the one wearing it. From my perspective it certainly made Mr. Peaches firmer and this firmness came with the expected benefits.

However when I asked Mr. Peaches to write up his opinions on this toy his starting line was “this toy was more disappointing than the Brexit vote”…So, yeeeeah. Not great.

The Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring (Blue)

Now, when I said I personally didn’t have any problems with this product that was a little bit of a half-truth. During use I was fine with the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring. But, as a responsible partner, the needs and pleasure of my significant other rank equal to mine in my eyes. So when I hear discover that a product has caused such discomfort for my partner that’s when his problem becomes our problem.

This cock-and-ball ring looked promising but was a big let down.
This cock-and-ball ring looked promising but was a big let down.

But what could cause such unmistakeable ire from someone who is (quite frankly) usually rather lukewarm when giving feedback (even to products they love)? That became my mission when examining the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring.

The Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring looks rather unassuming.

The Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring retails at a very reasonable £15.95. It has a 1.75 inch diameter and is made from silicone. Silicone, as you know, is non-porous, phthalate-free, and completely body-safe. Few cock rings use silicone compared to other materials (such as TPE/TRP) and even fewer use them for cock-and-ball rings. There is a pretty good reason for this, but we’ll get back to that in a moment.

The silicone used for the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring is a nice matte silicone which doesn’t gather lint and dust and which feels nice and smooth to the touch. It lubes up well when water-based lubricant is applied without becoming too slippery.

Now, the reason why silicone isn’t often used for cock-and-ball rings is that there is a certain amount of stretching and adjustment that goes into applying such products. While TPE and TPR are great for this, silicone is not. This means that you generally get a lot less give out of silicone cock rings (although they can be done successfully).

For some reason the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring is made out of some particularly firm silicone with very little give (even for a silicone ring). This decision was probably made to that the perineum massager would fit firmly in place but the result is that the entire toy suffers for one design feature. And, in an ironic twist, this feature isn’t that noticeable (at least not according to Mr. Peaches).

TPE/TRP stretches. Silicone? Not so much...
TPE/TRP stretches. Silicone? Not so much…

There is actually no feasible way for Mr. Peaches to comfortably apply with product on his own. It just doesn’t work. He’s tried. Multiple times. But it’s always an awkward fumble which ends in failure, disappointment, and a guaranteed flaccid penis (because who can stay hard when trying to shove their genitalia through an uncompromising ring of silicone?)

In fact the only way that we were able to get this cock ring on effectively was as a team. Either he would stretch it and I would clumsily try and shove his balls in (something I was not comfortable with) or I would stretch it while he tried to do the same (something he was not comfortable with). While this did allow us to insert the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring it was never on the first attempt and Mr. Peaches almost always lost his erection during the process.

Once on this product did make Mr. Peaches feel firmer and more defined but there were also times when he would lose his erection regardless of the cock ring’s presence. This doesn’t bode well if you’re thinking about using the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring to help counter erectile dysfunction or issues with premature ejaculation, etc.

You may find your erection is lacking with this product.
You may find your erection is lacking with this product.

From my perspective the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring felt nice. As I’ve said a few times now, it really did function well in terms of firmness and my G-Spot instantly felt the benefits. But for Mr. Peaches this cock ring made no difference, came with the added risk of pain and/or him losing his erection, and generally made sex a more frustrating experience.

This is not what sex toys are for and I cannot personally endorse any sex toy which makes someone feel this way, despite how well it worked in-use for me.

I’d also like to highlight that Mr. Peaches is not an overly large individual. He’s slightly above average but not to any noticeable extent and often uses other cock-and-ball rings without effect, so it’s not like a lack of experience was an issue. This product has simply chosen a very ill-suited material for the task at hand and the result is a very pleasant experience even for the average user. I can only imagine what using this product would be like for a larger individual. Needless to say I advise against it.

In terms of other downsides there really aren’t any. This toy is easy to clean, easy to store, and comes in a nice shade of blue. But, really, when I toy does so poorly at its primary purpose does there really need to be much else to say against it?

Final Thoughts

Both of us were very excited when seeing the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring for the first time, but that excitement soon turned to frustration (at least for Mr. Peaches) with each fumbled attempt at application.

Silicone is a fantastic material—one of my favourite, in fact—but there are some things that it doesn’t excel at and knowing when not to use silicone is just as valuable as knowing when to use it *cough*insertables*cough*

Perhaps the Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring would have worked if it were made from a softer silicone (or a different material overall) but as it stands this product is a failed attempt at an interesting design.

Recommend to:

People who like very tight cock-and-ball rings.

People who are smaller than average.

People who don’t mind teamwork for application.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who prefer flexible cock-and-ball rings.

People who like toys that are easy to apply.

People who dislike silicone.

The Manzzz Toy Rollie Cock Ring was provided to me by LoveYourSelf in exchange for an honest review. LoveYourSelf stock some great cock rings, such as our all-time favourite, the Oxballs Cocksling 2 which I can highly recommend.