Toy Review: The Tantus Goddess Vibrating Dildo

The Tantus Goddess is a swirl of sensations, a bulge of bliss, a triumph of texture. It’s a completely wild ride which always leaves me guessing and never produces the same experience twice. This sex toy provides a rush of sensations that I could never fully encapsulate in words but I’ll be trying my damned hardest in this review.

Existing as part of Tantus’ vibrator line the Tantus Goddess isn’t necessarily a vibrator but, instead, a dildo with a bullet hole in the bottom. This certainly provides diversity when it comes to play but for me it was mostly irrelevant. The Goddess is more than enough on its own and I commend Tantus for creating such an enigmatic yet thoroughly enjoyable sex toy.

The Tantus Goddess Vibrating Dildo

The Tantus Goddess Vibrating Dildo is yet another example of just how well Tantus knows their trade. This dildo-turned-vibrator is a gently textured sex toy by all accounts—in fact no part of the texture could be considered angular, bumpy, or overly pronounced—and yet the Tantus Goddess is all texture all the time during use. Tell me what pantheon the Goddess belongs to and I’ll happily convert because I am a believer in the powers of this divine dildo.

This is a dildo that both photos and words cannot do justice.
This is a dildo that both photos and words cannot do justice.

But let’s take a step back from my dildo-worshiping habits for a moment and look at the specs.

The Tantus Goddess Vibrating Dildo is what I would call a mid-range vibrator in terms of size. It stands 6.25 inches in length and has a maximum diameter of 1.55 inches. This doesn’t seem like much but I will say that the Tantus Goddess does feel larger than its girth conveys. This is due to two bulges on either side of the Goddess’ head which add a sense of width during use and amplify perceived girth of the toy.

The first time I used the Goddess these bulges threw me for a loop but now I crave them. As a bonus they kind of make the Goddess look like it has eyes from certain angles, transforming this dildo a tiny anthropomorphic giver of pleasure (if you’re immature like me, that is).

Insert the Goddess and it's an amazing device for sexual pleasure. Waggle it about and give it a silly voice and it's one surreal-as-all-hell puppet.
Insert the Goddess and it’s an amazing device for sexual pleasure. Waggle it about and give it a silly voice and it’s one surreal-as-all-hell puppet.

In terms of material the Goddess is made out of the same Ultra-Premium silicone which Tantus uses for all its products. This non-porous, phthalate-free, completely body-safe silicone is something that Tantus prides themselves on and every time I receive one of their toys I can see why.

Still just because Tantus uses essentially the same silicone formula for each toy don’t count them out in terms of diversity. While some Tantus toys are matte, have a realistic surface, or are even dual-density the Tantus Goddess is a firm dildo with a glossy, smooth surface. This is the type of toy that lubes up to perfection and slides in seamlessly, relying primarily on its design for stimulation rather than the grabby nature of some silicone sex toys.

Usually I wouldn’t like this (my preference is to matte toys) but in regards to the Goddess it totally works. The smooth exterior of the Goddess compliments its wavy form and allows it to glide and massage a person’s insides in a way that matte silicone simply couldn’t. It seems there really is a silicone surface for every occasion and Tantus has years of expertise when it comes to selecting the right surface for the job.

Because the Tantus Goddess is made from silicone it’s also incredibly easy to clean. This toy can be washed with soap/toy cleaner and water, a bleach solution, via boiling, or even in the dishwasher. You really can rest assured that you’ll get a thorough clean with the Goddess.

The flared base of the Tantus Goddess makes it completely anal safe and harness compatible whereas the bullet hole not only allows you to insert a bullet vibe (either the chosen one or even the Tango) but is also compatible with Tantus’ suction cup. This means that you essentially have multiple ways to enjoy your Goddess and experience it either with a partner or solo. I always appreciate this type of diversity from a sex toy, especially when it’s so simply and elegantly executed.

The beauty is in the base (quite literally with a shimmer like that).
The beauty is in the base (quite literally with a shimmer like that).

As a little pro tip: Before you insert your bullet in to the bullet hole make sure you lube it up a little bit. This makes inserting and removing it so much easier, as Mr. Peaches and I have learnt from experience.

Speaking of experiences my ones with the Goddess have been nothing short of phenomenal every time. To my vagina’s discerning clench there are three distinct features that stand out about the Goddess—Its mostly smooth, bulbous head, it’s bulging eye-dots, and its three noticeable ripples which crescendo up the toy’s shaft. When inserted the bulges give a sense of girth, whereas the bulbous head eagerly locates the G-Spot and hugs firmly into place. Meanwhile the ripples can be felt prominently during insertion and may actually make thrusting with this toy too intense for some, depending on their preference.

If the ripples do feel too hard-core for some people’s preference (as they are very noticeable when entering and leaving any given orifice) I recommend flipping this toy. The Tantus Goddess really is perfection from every angle and I often found myself swirling it around while inserted as a valid form of intense stimulation.

The added benefit of this toy’s palatability from all angles meant that my orgasms with the Goddess were never the same and always threw me for a loop. Even when using the toy the same way I still feel like I gain some new sensation every time I try the Goddess. It’s like an intricate work of art or a finely crafted film—each experience offers up something you never noticed before and you appreciate it more because of it.

You'd think these ripples would provide a predictable sensation but that has not been my experience at all.
You’d think these ripples would provide a predictable sensation but that has not been my experience at all.

This, to me, is the mark of a truly exceptional sex toy—something that is always able to offer more or, at the very least, a consistently high standard of orgasm. A toy you can return to time and time again and yet still find yourself letting out an involuntary moan of pleasure at the point of release because the experience was just that good. This was my experience with the Goddess and I’m so happy to have found such a perfectly compatible product to match my sexual preferences.

That being said no toy is perfect and personal preference is paramount with the Goddess.

While I enjoy the Tantus Goddess for its inconsistent delights I do still have to admit that this toy is a complete puzzle to me. It bemuses my vagina and befuddles it to orgasm with its many curves and arches. This, to me, feels great, but some people may find the level of texture or firmness to be too distracting or overwhelming.

If you prefer matte, soft, or smooth toys then the Tantus Goddess is certainly not the right toy for you. Thankfully Tantus has many more offerings which are more likely to suit your needs.

And, of course, there’s the bullet vibrator provided, which is rather standard and doesn’t necessarily travel up the shaft as well as it could. That being said I rarely had my Goddess vibrate myself. For me the Goddess provides enough sensation on its own. Adding vibration only confuses the situation more, taking the Goddess over the line from complex to noisy as it bombards my vagina with one too many sensations.

Again, this will vary from person to person but notice that none of these are actually faults with the Goddess itself. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder then, to me, the Goddess is near-perfect, and I’m happy to have had the chance to review it.

Final Thoughts

In case it wasn’t abundantly apparent by now I absolutely adore the Tantus Goddess and recommend it to anyone looking for a rush of texture without clear definition. The Tantus Goddess breaks the rules of standard dildos and provides a kaleidoscope of sensations which ripple through the body like the waves on its shaft.

I highly recommend it, though suggest that you consider your proclivities before taking the plunge with this divine creation.

Recommend to:

People who like firm sex toys.

People who like textured sex toys.

People who want a versatile dildo.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who prefer soft dildos.

People who prefer smooth dildos.

People who prefer strong vibrations.

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