Hello my lovely readers,
How have y’all been? Can I get you some tea? Complimentary lube? Let’s just settle in together and talk.
As y’all know I value you yo the world and back. After all, there is no Emmeline Peaches Reviews without each and every one of you. Together you help make this site what it is and I’m so grateful for that every day.
With that in mind I thought I’d take the opportunity to give you a few major updates and to let you know about some exciting things that have happened recently.
The first exciting piece of news is that, thanks to the wonderful people over at Eroticon and the extremely awesome Knicker Rocker Glory I will be attending Eroticon 2017. Not acquainted with Eroticon? Well, essentially Eroticon is a two-day conference where sex bloggers, erotic writers, and erotic creatives come together to network, improve their skills, and come away with new experience that will ultimately have a positive effect on their content.
There’s special speakers, opportunities to talk with companies, and a chance to meet the other amazing people that make up our weird and wonderful adult community. And Knicker Rocker Glory has personally made it so that yours truly can attend.
Full disclosure I am incredibly excited about this. I can’t wait to attend multiple talks, hone my skills, and come back to you new and improved like Emmeline mk. 2.0.
Of course I’ll be letting you know more about the event and my involvement in it as time goes on but, for now, please do take the time to show Knicker Rocker Glory some love. Not only is the owner, Ruby, a complete and utter (Knicker) Rockstar for making my attendance possible but the site also has a fantastic ethos, a brilliant range of products, and a strong, committed owner behind it who clearly cares about both the state of the industry and the satisfaction of her customers.
Knicker Rocker Glory is definitely the type of company that we should be supporting and I can’t recommend Ruby’s site enough.
How Can I Stay Sh! About This!?
Excuse my cheeky sub-header for this, but this is yet another piece of exciting news.
Now I knew this was coming but what I didn’t expect was a physical feature in the store itself. I mean, just look at this glorious display!
— Team Sh! (@ShWomenstore) August 26, 2016
Naturally I stand by every word of this endorsement. The Sh! Swell is one of the most impressive, affordable G-Spot vibes that I have used for a while. As unashamedly 50’s as it wounds this is one swell vibe and I think that’s it’s worth every reasonably-priced penny. (plus if you go in store to purchase you’ll be offered tea. Who could resist that?).
5,000 Followers Giveaway
As surreal as it still seems to me I am now nearing 5,000 followers on Twitter.
This is obviously a massive milestone and so, of course, I will be hosting a giveaway.
Giveaways don’t happen often here on Emmeline Peaches Reviews but, when they do, they’re my love letter to you. I’ve already said how much you all mean to me and giveaways allow me to show that appreciation with the gift of greater sexual pleasure. If that doesn’t give you the warm fuzzies (and buzzies) then I need to up my sappiness game.
When it comes to the prizes I’m still hashing out the details, but I promise it will be good.
If any companies want to contact me and join in then my contact email is firstname.lastname@example.org. I look forward to working with you.
Discount Codes & Sales
Lastly (though not quite as good as free toys) I come baring the gift of discounts so that you can enjoy yourself without making your wallet/purse too much lighter.
This offer isn’t lasting much longer so if you’re interested then please click on the affiliate link below and grab yourself a modest bargain.
Tantus have two fantastic deals on at the moment, both of which are also coming to an end soon so you need to be swift.
Chief among them is a flash sale for this weekend: Spend $50 get a free Purple Vibrating Super Soft C-Ring! Be sure to add the Purple Super Soft C-Ring to your cart before checkout in order to receive it for free.
If you’re looking for something to hit the spot when it comes to spanking then this 30% discount offer only has 5 days left. Here’s the affiliate link.
And, finally, Lovehoney has a huge sale on right now where you can save up to 50%
This includes items such as the Womanizer W100, the Tantus Rumble, and the Iroha Plus Orca so act now if these luxury toys appeal to you (the bigger bundles are already either sold out or very low on stock).
And That’s All For Now Folks
I hope you enjoyed this quick catch up and that it was full of information to both excite and assist you. We’ve got a load of fantastic reviews coming very soon and you can always check my side bar to get a sneak peak in to what these might be.
Until the next review!