Toy Review: Doc Johnson’s Super Hung Heroes, Captain Cock (Civil War Pt. II)

Previously in Geek Week’s Civil War…

Squaring off in the sex toy metropolis of Shop Naughty, Rock Hard Man and Captain Cock looked prime to clash, due to their polarizing approach to user preference. Definition and finesse, or a strong, straight-laced approach. Only the masked sex toy reviewer, the Caped Peach could ease the tension between these two icons of the Super Hung Heroes team.

Rock Hard Man proved to be a formidable force. Larger than life, it almost defies the daring hero’s expectations by proving that there was more to its form that a swanky exterior. The Rock Hard Man’s force of presence was also a massive factor in its success and the Caped Peach was rolling her eyes for all the right reasons.

But, in a dramatic twist, the Caped Peach determined that, despite all of the Rock Hard Man’s impressive exterior it was ultimately too smooth and larger-than-life for some people’s taste. This chink in the Rock Hard Man’s formidable armor left and opening for the Captain Cock to dive in, quite literally!

How does the Captain Cock measure up? Will its direct approach and star-decorated design win out against its Rock Hard contender?

Find out in this thrilling climax to geek week!

The Super Hung Heroes Captain Cock

Captain Cock is one of the various amazing superhero based dildos showcased in the Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes line (which is, in my humble opinion, one of the most kick-ass sex toy collections ever committed to silicone). However, while three of the Super Hung Heroes line are variations on a cock-and-ball design, and the other is a huge fucking hammer, both the Rock Hard Man and Captain Cock stood out to me. Why? Well aside from the obvious Civil War references (which, yes, I am milking hard) both deviated from the conventional design on a silicone phallus with texture applied.

The Captain Cock provides a more wholesome approach to a hard and filling fuck.
The Captain Cock provides a more wholesome approach to a hard and filling fuck.

The Rock Hard Man did this by emulating the design of its hero of choice, but Doc Johnson took a different approach with the Captain Cock which makes it drastically different to the rest of the line in my opinion.

Decidedly smooth and with a flared base that makes it not only anal-friendly but also easy to harness (as long as you have the right O-ring and a preference for top-heavy toys), the Captain Cock’s design is simultaneously the most stand-out and the most simplistic of all the Super Hung Heroes. This certainly makes sense, as our heroic inspiration, the all-American Steve Rogers, was always a humble kind of guy who didn’t really go for flashy displays. Still, the Captain Cock is in some ways so different that it’s almost indistinguishable from the shield that it is presumably inspired by. To quote Mr. Peaches, its tapered design and smoothly contoured form “looks more like a bullet or a rocket than a shield” and I kind of agree. Design-wise the Captain Cock’s appearance is provides the biggest stretch, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

In fact when I say that this toy ‘provides a stretch’ I mean it in more ways than one. Anyone who tuned in to the latest Marvel movie installment knows that, why Captain America is known for his shield, he’s also packing some incredibly impressive guns, and the Captain Cock is also a very strong and powerful piece of silicone.

With a whooping 9 inches of insertable length and a maximum circumference of 6.25 inches, this dildo is an absolute beast and provides a formidable amount of force during use. Personally it is at the upper limits at what I can take before feeling completely full, though others may find that the Captain Cock is a perfect fit for their size-craving ways.

Make no mistake, this toy's girth packs a powerful punch.
Make no mistake, this toy’s girth packs a powerful punch.

That being said, despite having such a large presence, the Captain Cock also knows when to take a softer approach, as its tapered design can attest to. Its tapered tip starts with a circumference of roughly 3 inches and allows users to work their way towards its more girthy mid-point. The silicone used for this product also aids the user with inserting this strong soldier.

Not quite as glossy as the Rock Hard Man, but not matte either, this dildo lubes up well without feeling like the surface is ever dulled during use. In fact it was while inserting the Captain Cock that I suddenly felt the need to salute Doc Johnson in general. Having now tried three toys from its Super Hung Heroes line I’ve also experienced three different silicone surfaces, each very well catered to the toy’s design and overall intention. It could have been very easy to give each of these toys a standard finish but instead Doc Johnson have clearly put a lot of thought and effort in to creating a dynamic and well-suited surface experience with each design and, for that, they’ve earned some of my respect. But I digress.

As an upright member of the forces, this heroic dildo is also completely straight and is only decorated by its personal emblem and a star of honour. These subtle features on the surface of the Captain Cock remain mostly non-detectable during use, while the silicone itself feels mostly firm but with just the right amount of give. All of these features mean that the Captain Cock’s main form of stimulation is from its girthy mid-point, where it hopes to expand its user’s horizon of pleasure.

Naturally this means that the Captain Cock is an acquired taste, which won’t necessarily win over every user. If you like feeling stretched and full then the Captain Cock can definitely do this (and do it well). However if you’re seeking more than a broad sense of satisfaction (or were hoping for a humbler slice of American pie) then the Captain Cock may prove to be overwhelming or simply inaccessible.

Personally I don’t go too deep with the Captain Cock as I’m the type of gal that craves girth but has a limit. Regardless of this my experience with the Captain Cock was very positive and provided me with a filling sensation which resulted in strong and satisfied orgasms. No matter how deep (or shallow, as it were) I plunged the Captain Cock every inch seemed to matter, every insertion was significant (and, yes, this toy is good for thrusting if you can handle its size). Despite the lack of texture the sheer weightiness and girth of the Captain Cock made it a fun challenge that I loved contending with, and I warmed to its simple design and wholesome charms every time.

If you're going purely on aesthetics then which one appeals most?
If you’re going purely on aesthetics then which one appeals most?

That being said I completely understand that size is this toy’s biggest enemy, and not everyone will want to tangle with such a chunky dildo. Being so big the Captain Cock is also a bit more expensive than the Rock Hard Man, and yet its design seems to offer less in terms of visual and geek appeal. There’s no mistaking what the Rock Hard Man is supposed to be emulating, but a standard bullet-based design with a star on its side is much more ambiguous.

Compared to the rest of the line the Captain Cock is similarly priced but, again, offers a less distinctive design. However if you’re looking for a smoother option which takes the ‘what you see is what you get’ approach to heart then you won’t get a more straightforward toy than the Captain Cock.

So Who Won In the Battle of the Heroes?

Honestly, as cliché as it sounds, I liked both of these toys equally and for rather similar reasons.

When I conjured up the idea for this comparison in my mind I was certain that the Rock Hard Man would trump in terms of texture whereas the Captain Cock would represent the size queen’s corner. However as neither of these toys are particularly small they both provided a filling sensation which honestly took center stage in both instances.

In fact I often found these toys to be wholly complementary: As I would typically use the Rock Hard Man to warm myself up before easing into a strong finish with the Captain Cock.

I guess it just goes to show you that when two iconic forces clash their larger-than-life appeal may sometimes mean that both sides are able to provide an incredibly entertaining time.

And so, with that, I bring an end to this feud. Having tested both of these toys it’s clear to me that the Super Hung Heroes line should not be feuding but should, instead, work together to provide the most powerful combination of size and sensation.

If you have a preference then that’s fine, but whether you’re Team Cap or Team Rock Hard Man I can promise you that the product you contend with will most likely meet your expectations and fulfill your geeky desires.

Recommend to:

People who like girthy toys.

People who like smooth toys.

People who like tapered toys.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who prefer slimmer toys.

People who need some texture.

People wanting a curved toy.

Aaaand that concludes this year’s Geek Week! Please do let me know what you thought and if you’d like to see me reprise this segment next year. A huge thank you to Shop Naughty for providing the Captain Cock in exchange for an honest review. If you appreciated this review you can check out their site and if you want to support my site then please do consider making your purchases via the affiliate links included.

Until the next review!

Emmeline.