Toy Review: The Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

Sex toys are wonderfully diverse: Sometimes the cheap thrill of a bullet vibrator is all that is needed to drive the body insane. However other times we need (or perhaps crave) something different, something more. This is part of the reason why luxury vibrators exist and the Georgiana represents the pinnacle of such sexual indulgences. One only need look at the Georgiana’s packaging in order to ascertain the level of opulence that this sex toy commands. It’s managed to win awards, after all.

I first encountered the Georgiana in situ at the Coco de Mer store (a pleasure palace in its own right). Upon looking at it I was impressed by its appearance but I remained skeptical about its potency. That is until I turned it on. I’m pretty sure an audible “oooh” left my mouth right there and then. But, of course, this is quite an expensive toy and I wasn’t too sure how the vibrations would translate in use.

However now that Lovehoney are stocking this toy the reviews are in and they’re all positive. So do I think this toy is worth the monetary (and sexual) indulgence? Read on to find out.

The Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

If you want to gift your partner an expensive and effective sex toy then the Georgiana is up there with the best of them. The presentation of the Georgiana is part of what makes it such a fantastic sex toy for gift-giving occasions. Not only is the external packaging absolutely perfect for any occasion but the sumptuous leather storage case provided for the Georgiana is both extremely practical and undeniably breath-taking. The rich aroma of leather is readily detectable from this case but the scent never clings to the Georgiana itself, which is a plus.

The leather storage case for the Georgiana is amazing.
The leather storage case for the Georgiana is amazing.

But, of course, an expensive sex toy isn’t just about the packaging, and the Georgiana is a very elegant toy in its own right. Made from silicone, with a rigid but beautifully smooth surface, the Georgiana has a silken feel to it which feels great gliding against the skin. This silicone surface also makes it phthalate-free, non-porous and completely body safe.

The Georgiana’s status as the crème de la crème of adult products means that it comes with all of the expected benefits. In addition to having a suitably lavish storage bag the Georgiana is also completely submersible (making clean-up a breeze) and is USB rechargeable. For the USB port you actually need to unscrew the control section of the toy which then reveals the port. I have to admit this is an uncommon design so it was quite novel but easy enough to do.  A single charge produces roughly 90 minutes of play, which is standard.

The Georgiana is controlled by three buttons, all of which are straightforward and easy to use. These help navigate the Georgiana’s five vibrations and different levels of intensity and create a very customisable experience for the user. The vibrations provided from the Georgiana are sincerely wonderful. Deep, rumbly and resonant, these vibrations have a subtle undertone which ripples throughout the body while still managing to be strong enough to satisfy a power queen. On the other end of the spectrum the gentler modes are also delicate enough to appeal to sensitive users and anyone in between these two extremes. I can happily use this toy clitorally to achieve a profound and wholly satisfying orgasm.

With this vibrator my orgasms flourished.
With this vibrator my orgasms flourished.

However the Georgiana was designed for G-Spot use and in this it also excels. As soon as I inserted the Georgiana it managed to rest decisively against my vaginal wall. This pin pointed the G-Spot almost immediately but without offering an overwhelming level of pressure, making it great for those who are still exploring. Because the Georgiana is firm, though, pressure can easily be applied for those who prefer a stronger touch. The vibrations from the Georgiana reverberate well when used internally and, when coupled with a clit vibe, have provided me with orgasms that convinced me I was going to squirt on multiple occasions—that’s how intense they felt.

This does need a clean after each use, otherwise gunk may build up in it.
This does need a clean after each use, otherwise gunk may build up in it.

This toy is not messing around and its potency during use makes sure that you’re definitely getting your money’s worth.

If I had one gripe against the Georgiana (and there is only one) it’s that its screw-cap design means that sometimes fluids can seep into the seam and stay there in between charges. Because of this you do need to unscrew and clean this area after use. This doesn’t affect the performance of the toy at all, but it’s something to be aware of for hygiene reasons.

Final Thoughts

Overall I am thoroughly impressed with the Georgiana and feel that it represents the perfect union between luxury toys and effective design.

If you’re on a budget then the Georgiana is definitely worth saving for. Its vibrations are distinctive enough to make it worth the investment and its design (while similar to some other toys) is different enough to give it a different and effective feel.

If you want to purchase a pricey gift for someone you love, or treat yourself to your own deluxe product and money is no object then personally I think that the Georgiana should be at the top of your list.

Recommend to:

People who want a firm G-Spot toy.

People who like rumbly vibrations.

People who want to indulge.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who prefer flexible toys.

People who prefer buzzy vibrations.

People who feel they cannot justify the price.

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