Product Review: The Meo Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine

I struggled to find the words to write this review for you because there really are none; the way I recount my experiences with the Meo Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine here will always pale in comparison to how this product actually feels. It is one of those rare items where it really needs to be experienced in order to be understood, and it’s an experience that I hope you can have one day (if you so desire).

The Meo Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine

So what exactly is this amazing device? Well, put simply, it’s a self-propelled sex machine in which your motion controls the thrusting of the dildo attached. I like to think of it as an adult rocking chair and when I first got it I actually waved my arm around my head like I was in a Texan rodeo. 100 points for the fun-factor right there.

This fucking machine is something else altogether and the results and indescribable.
This fucking machine is something else altogether and the results and indescribable.

The Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine is something I first saw through Oh Joy Sex Toy’s review. In it Erika suggested that the chair she received wasn’t made of sturdy materials. Thankfully this wasn’t the case for me (although the chair is the same brand). When it comes to Meo’s product the Sit & Fuck feels well-made and capable of handling some rigorous thrusting (when riding it cowgirl style this was also the impression I got).

I was apprehensive when first sitting on it bit I soon found that the Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine could more than accommodate my short, chunky body and thunder thighs. Mr Peaches is over 200lb and long & lanky, so we didn’t know how that would go down, but he was equally able to use the chair with relative ease. This gives me the hope that this chair can accommodate a variety of different shapes and sizes. That being said I don’t know what its official weight limit is and it is most likely impractical for people with mobility issues.

The Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine is made out of wood, leather and ABS plastic for the attachment section. The padded leather on the seated area makes it incredibly comfortable to use and I even plonk down on it as a casual seat sometimes (don’t judge me).

There are two dildos included with this fucking machine: one of them is a conventional dildo with a rippling affect added to the shaft and some realistic balls for good measure. This is the one I enjoyed the most, especially for its coronal ridge. The other one is a non-representational, tapered toy which is much better for easing yourself into using the toy without offering too much stimulation. Some people recommend using this one as an anal toy but due to not having a flared base I wouldn’t recommend this.

The two dildos provided are very good, but not body-safe (boo).
The two dildos provided are very good, but not body-safe (boo).

The good thing about these dildos is that they both fit onto the attachment section very well and provide nice, introductory sensations without ever feeling too chunky or intimidating. The rippling texture on the ‘realistic’ dildo was actually really enjoyable when combined with the thrusting of the chair and felt, to me, like a perfect starter attachment for the product. The tapered dildo did not get as much love in my household but I can certainly see its benefits.

The downside of these attachments is that they are, sadly, both made of porous materials so you’ll need to use a condom with them to try and provide some protection and keep them as clean as possible.

However with the Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine you don’t need to be constricted to these dildos alone. The product is actually completely Vac U Lock compatible and even works with Tantus’ range of suction cup toys. This is brilliant, as it means you can replace the starter dildos with more body-safe products and essentially customize your play time with your preferences. I cannot tell you how intense it was to ride the Tantus Alan on this chair. It was a true experience.

You can use the attachments included or switch them out to find what works for you.
You can use the attachments included or switch them out to find what works for you.

The motion of the Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine is incredibly intuitive and extremely easy to achieve: all you need to do is sway in order to move the attached dildo up and down, in and out. This, to me, is a truly unique sensation. It’s similar to being on top during sex but, at the same time, it is also completely different. Your every motion is completely in synch with the movement of your dildo and your body and thrusting sex toy of choice achieve unison. During this you can hold onto the handle at the front for extra sway, you can use a free hand to apply a vibrator to other areas or you can use your hands for something else (such as caressing your partner as they watch your enjoyment).

Partnered play is also something that this product definitely excels in. Your partner can take control of the handle and guide your sways, they can pleasure you in other ways while you retain control or they can simply sit back and enjoy the view. I’ve done all of these with Mr. Peaches and, I swear to god, some of these times have forged erotic memories that will last me a lifetime. I am definitely grateful to have had the opportunity to have such experiences with him.

I really do feel like this product adds something to a person’s sex life which can’t be replicated by any other item. That’s not to say that you’ll be lacking without it; more that if you do buy this purchase then you are guaranteed some truly unique experiences. I’ve tried automatic thrusting sex toys before and pulsators, and stationary suction cup bases, in addition to many, many conventional sex toys and thrusting methods (both solo and partnered) and nothing else can replicate the harmonious and mind-blowing experience of having your swaying motions and thrusting dildo directly influence each other in an uninterrupted wave.

However, this product does have some clear downsides which I have to address.

The biggest is actually the self-propelled factor of this product. If you need a toy you can thrust rapidly to reach climax then this product may be counter intuitive. Why? Well the general habit when we’re on the brink of orgasm is for our bodies to stiffen a bit and kind of get lost in the moment and it’s really hard to keep up a vigorous thrusting motion while this is happening. If you know this isn’t a problem for you and that you can orgasm while thrusting with reckless abandon then I 100% endorse this chair for you, but if you know otherwise then it might be a bad investment.

Those are dining room chairs in the background, which gives you an idea of how chunky this thing is.
Those are dining room chairs in the background, which gives you an idea of how chunky this thing is.

This product is also rather heavy and large, making storage something you have to factor in. Do you have the space for this product (22.5 inches long, 13.5 inches wide & 19.5 inches tall)? If so will you need to hide it from other people? Do you have a specific hiding space that can cater to a product like this? If so are you willing to lug it out and put it back every time you want to use it?

I don’t want to deter you but these may well be determining factors for some people. I personally don’t need to hide my Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine away but I have stubbed my toe on it once-or-twice so I know that space management needs to be considered in all cases.

Personal preference will need to be considered a lot before making the decision to buy too. If this product is costing you 599 euros then you need to know it’s going to give you a fantastic return. As such if you dislike climaxing while in a seated position, dislike thrusting or dislike the idea of having an item partially blocking you from your partner during partnered play then this product may not be for you.

It should also be noted that for anal use you may have to do a bit more adjusting prior to thrusting and make sure that the toy is inserted comfortably and securely.

However, if you do like the Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine then there really isn’t much to dislike. It comes assembled, gets a wipe-down as a clean, and delivers one of the most distinct and striking sensations that I have ever experienced from a fucking machine.

Final Thoughts

I’ve often thought the marker of a truly exceptional adult product is if it provides you with an experience or memory that you know will last you a lifetime, and that you’ll forever return to as one of the greatest moments in your sexual life. That the Meo Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine provided not one but multiple unforgettable moments like this is testament to how phenomenal I found it to be.

If you know that you like being on top, know that you like feeling your body and the motion of your toy combine in perfect unison, and have for even one second looked longingly at this product keeping those factors in mind then I urge you to start saving because the payoff could be truly amazing.

The Meo Sit & Fuck Fucking Machine is another one of those hefty investments which do need weighing up in the mind, but if you’ve read this review and you feel like it meets your criteria then I really can’t think of a better product to purchase, nor a better company to purchase it from. This chair is one of my favourite ‘Fucking Machines’ to date and I highly recommend it.

Recommend to:

People who like thrusting.

People who want a self-propelled sex machine.

People who want large couples’ product.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who dislike thrusting.

People who cannot orgasm sitting up.

People who want to thrust rapidly at orgasm but tend to stay still at climax.

Meo were kind enough to provide this product for review and I cannot thank them enough. If you’re grateful for this review then please do let them know by visiting their site here