Toy Review: The Corkscrew by Fucking Sculptures (Medium)

There are so many reasons why the Corkscrew puts a grin on my face. The first is that, yes; the Corkscrew does manage to keep up the high standards and expectations that I have for Fucking Sculptures products. It is just as exceptional (if not more so) than my beloved G Spoon, and let me remind you how much I loved that:

The Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon (Small) is a perfect unison between breathtaking beauty and orgasmic bliss and I’m loving every moment I have with it.

Seriously, I’d write poetry about this dildo if the sensations I get from using it didn’t leave me in such an incoherent orgasmic stupor. It’s that good.

So, as you can imagine, the Corkscrew has proven to be an extraordinary work of intimate art.

However, one of the other big reasons that this toy excites me so much is that it’s actually available through a UK retailer. That’s right, finally Brits can buy a Fucking Sculpture without waiting for a long shipping period or dealing with customs. Fucking Sculptures are officially in the UK and I couldn’t be happier about it!

About Velvet Fleurs

So, who are the beautiful people who have given us this blessing? The refined online retailer Velvet Fleurs.

Velvet Fleurs specialize in luxury sex toys the fulfillment of one’s carnal desires. Whether you’re buying for yourself or your partner Velvet Fleurs aims to provide a sophisticated and unintimidating online environment where you’re presented with nothing but the best that the world of adult products has to offer.

Velvet Fleurs are all about the finer things in life, which is why they make the perfect match for the prestigious products provided by Fucking Sculptures.

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Each Velvet Fleurs order is treated with the utmost discretion and items will arrive in inconspicuous packaging. If you order from Velvet Fleurs by 11am they ship your item on the same day and standard UK shipping is free.

Personally I’ve found working with Velvet Fleurs to be an absolute joy, and the owner is friendly and attentive. To celebrate the launch of Fucking Sculputres in the UK Velvet Fleurs has even offered an exclusive 10% discount to all of my readers. Just use the code peachesFS10% at the checkout and your discount will be applied.

I don’t know about you but I’m already feeling the love from Velvet Fleurs.

The Corkscrew by Fucking Sculptures (Medium)

Although Fucking Sculptures has introduced multiple designs since their release the Corkscrew has captured my attention the most. I’m not quite sure why this may be but I imagine the design itself has a large part to play. The swirling design of the elegantly curved shaft called to me; promising a smooth yet discernible texture which would feel divine when caressing against my G-Spot. This is exactly what the Corkscrew effectively delivers, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

The Corckscrew is a stunning investment.
The Corckscrew is a stunning investment.

The Corkscrew is an expertly handcrafted glass dildo, custom made by an expert glass blower (or should I say artist) named Lee Milter. Because each Fucking Sculpture is individually created no two Fucking Sculptures look alike. My Corkscrew, for example, as a different handled-section to those I have seen on others, and its spiralling design becomes wider and smoother at this section. Because of this when you purchase a Fucking Sculpture then you truly are purchasing a one-of-a-kind artisan piece. Fucking Sculptures are as precious and exclusive as a custom work of art, but with the capacity to bring much more physical pleasure.

While this distinctiveness does give Fucking Sculptures a certain amount of intimacy you can also be reassured that each Fucking Sculpture does work to a standard ‘concept’ and measurement. For example my Corkscrew measures in as a medium Corkscrew, and the different measurements available are an important part of making sure that you select the right Fucking Sculpture for you.

The Corkscrew (like all Fucking Sculptures) is made out of soda-lime glass, which is a rather interesting choice. Most glass sex toys tend to be made of borosilicate glass instead, which is fine but very standard. In contrast soda-lime glass feels heavier, giving it a more substantial feeling during use.

Because it is made of soda-lime glass the Corkscrew is non-porous, phthalate-free, and completely body-safe. There are no harmful chemicals or materials in the Corkscrew and, no, this toy will not break during use. Glass is a very sturdy material and Fucking Sculptures actually come with a Lifetime Warranty, providing you with even more assurance.  I’ve personally set my Corkscrew down harder then I wanted on more than one occasion and I cannot see a single scratch on the surface to even subtly indicate at these mishaps.

If treated with proper care this glass toy will last you a lifetime.
If treated with proper care this glass toy will last you a lifetime.

Glass is also a fantastic material for sensation play. The Corkscrew can be warmed or cooled in order to provide different sensations and it retains heat well. A bowl of hot or cool water is all that is needed to achieve such effects and the transformative element of such temperature changes should never be underestimated. I personally adore the emanating warmth that placing the Corkscrew in a bowl of hot water provides, it’s sometimes like using an entirely different dildo.

As a standard the Corkscrew feels quite cold when being inserted, but warms to body temperature within a reasonable amount of time. Three main sensations come into play when using the Corkscrew. The first is the smoothness of the surface, which allows the Corkscrew to glide smoothly in and out of the body with minimal-to-no lubricant. Unlike a silicone dildo this smooth surface means that the Corkscrew subtly glides against the vaginal walls, providing a supple caress instead of a more decisive rub.

The second most noticeable sensation is the firmness and weight of this dildo. Glass is an unyielding material and, as such, there is no denying its presence once it is inserted. The weight of the Corkscrew makes it feel like an inviting presence in your body, never feeling hefty enough to be overbearing but always making itself known. This adds a sense of increased awareness to using the Corkscrew which keeps you in the moment and makes you aware of every single movement with this toy, no matter how slight. If you allow your partner to tease you with this sensation then it can become maddening in the best of ways.

The texture on this toy is a sheer delight.
The texture on this toy is a sheer delight.

Finally the rippling texture of the Corkscrew provides a delicate yet deliberate dash of variation which certainly works to enhance the performance of this toy. If you like texture on your dildos then this swirling design with definitely appeal. However if you’re unsure about texture then the design is still gentle enough to ease you into the experience of textured toys. Personally these swirls give the Corkscrew an edge over the G Spoon to me. The swirl near the bulging head, for example, mimic the coronal ridge for me and presses against my G-Spot with incredible success.

For me orgasms with the Corkscrew aren’t always swift but that’s usually because this is a dildo that I like to take my time with. I enjoy gently nudging it and angling it from side-to-side with its usefully curved handle. I like feeling the gentle texture as it massages my vaginal walls and clenching against the firm material. To my mind the Corkscrew is a work of art, and thus using it becomes an art form in its own right.

When I do reach orgasm with the Corkscrew the results are sensational. My orgasms are incredibly intense and prolonged via the cascading ripples of the Corkscrew’s shaft. This is definitely a toy that pays for itself in pleasure, and it doesn’t take that long either.

So, are there any downsides to the Corkscrew? Surprisingly the only cons I can think of are purely fuelled by personal influence.

If you dislike heavy, firm or glass sex toys then the Corkscrew is probably a poor-fit for your preferences. Additionally if you really dislike texture then you may also wish to avoid the Corkscrew. In this case I’d recommend the G Spoon, which is also an exceptional dildo.

Other than that I really cannot fault the Corkscrew, which means it’s fair to say that the Corkscrew is faultless in its own manner.

Final Thoughts

Overall I am incredibly impressed by the Corkscrew and feel like its specific sensations could only ever be rivaled by another Fucking Sculptures product.

Price may be an issue when it comes to this item but, thanks to Velvet Fleurs, the Corkscrew is now more accessible than ever to UK readers (in addition to being readily available to those in the US). Considering the artisan nature of the Corkscrew and its lifetime reliability it’s fair to say that purchasing a Corkscrew, while pricey, is like making an investment in your future pleasure.

Yes, it may be expensive in the short term, but the experiences that the Corkscrew can provide are more than worth it.

Recommend to:

People who like subtly textured glass toys.

People who like G-Spot stimulation.

People who like temperature play.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who dislike firm/glass toys.

People who prefer smooth toys.

People wanting an anal-safe toy.

  • sum sub

    Great review EmmyP! I am left wondering, why’s it not anal-safe?