Some Thoughts On: My Sex Toy Bucket List for 2016

Hello my lovely readers!

This year is officially drawing to a close and a new one is just on the horizon. Much like any person, I’ve had good times and bad times this year but, ultimately, I’ve enjoyed myself. This is certainly thanks (in part) to the amazing products that I’ve had the honor to test, as well as the wonderful support that you’ve given each and every day.

That being said a new year brings with it new desires and I’ve certainly got my eyes on some things for 2016. So, for a bit of fun, I thought I’d share with you some of the items I want to try next year. Some of them are attainable. Others are pipe-dreams. All of them are awesome.


prismvThe L’Amourose Prism V

This one was inevitable. L’amourose managed to make a name for themselves almost immediately with the release of the Rosa and Rosa Rogue. I personally reviewed the Rosa Rogue and, while I lived the shape and vibrations, the base was an unfortunate deal breaker for me. Now L’amourose have released the Prism line and I couldn’t be more excited. Liberated from its clunky base, I can’t wait to see what the Prism V has to offer. It’s a definite must-have for me.

The New Iroha Toysiroha

When Iroha released it’s line of soft clitoral vibrators I was excited but ultimately disappointed with the end product. Now Iroha has released three new toys in the line and I’m back to being intrigued again. Each of them is shaped like an adorable animal. Each is now waterproof and each now supports more power. With all of these promises from Iroha I’m ready to give their toys another chance. I just hope they live up to my expectations this time around because I really want them to.

flamingoThe Magic Motion Flamingo

This one is purely for fun. A flamingo shaped kegel exerciser that comes with an interactive app and the ability to vibrate along with my music? How could I say no to such an appealing offer? Plus there’s just something about the Magic Motion Flamingo website which is thoroughly charming. It just feels so lively and has just a dash of humor. I can’t get enough of it. Ultimately I’m also hoping that more effective kegel exercisers are coming on to the market, but owning a sex toy shaped like a flamingo would be a nice bonus too.

sosfThe Sheets of San Francisco Printed Waterproof Throe

Although i’ve been contemplating getting a waterproof throe for a while now, I’ve never felt massively drawn to any one throe. That is until I saw this amazing throe from the Sheets of San Francisco. I adore the pattern used. It’s so well-suited to a hot night on top of the sheets, slathered in lube and leaving the remnants of a shuddering orgasm on the sheets. I bite my lip just looking at this throe and I know that I could put it to good use. Here’s hoping 2016 is kind enough to grant my wishes.

So those are just a few products I’m hoping I get a chance to review in 2016. Of course there are more—I can’t wait to get my hands on the We-Vibe Rave, for example, and I’d love to feel the satisfying sting of a handcrafted Kink Craft Flogger on my booty—however If I kept on listing items we’d be here for ever.

However, if you are curious as to what else I’m craving then feel free to check out my Lovehoney wishlist. Perhaps you’ll have a hand in making the new year a great one for me.

That’s all for now though. I’d like to take one last chance to wish you a very happy new year and I hope that it treats you fantastically.

Until the next review!