Toy Review: The Fleshjack Boys Brent Everett Dildo

If the rest of the Fleshjack Boys dildo line is like this then I recommend that you grab your favourite porn star’s dildo this very instant because this line of dildos is on point. If you want dildos that are body-safe, come with a solid base and are incredibly realistic then the Fleshjack Boys really can’t let you down. If you’re a fan of a particular porn star then all the better.

Personally I don’t view porn often so I judged the Flashjack Boys primarily off of masturbation preference when picking a dildo from Meo to review. Thus I chose the Brent Everett dildo because I liked the look of its curve and coronal ridge rather than an acquaintance with the performer. Still I must commend Brent Everett because his penis makes a pretty damned effective dildo. Bravo.

The Fleshjack Boys Brent Everett Dildo

In terms of appearance the Brent Everett Dildo wins the award for most realistic toy I own.  Molded directly from Brent Everett’s own penis and balls, this dildo captures every vein, every spot, and every subtle nuance on the surface of the skin.

For some this may veer into uncanny valley territory, especially considering its owner, as you’re essentially holding a highly detailed replica of a porn star’s shaft. Others, however, will find this incredibly arousing, especially if realism is a key criteria. Personally when I look at the Brent Everett Dildo’s shaft I’m left thinking about all of the texture that each detail will give during use, and that’s enough to excite me.

This dildo is realistic and realistically enjoyable.
This dildo is realistic and realistically enjoyable.

The lower section of the dildo’s shaft also has Brent Everett’s signature built into it. A little personal touch for Brent Everett enthusiasts.

The Brent Everett Dildo is made out of medical-grade silicone, making it phthalate-free, non-porous and completely body-safe. It also makes it very easy to clean: simply wash it with soap/toy cleaner and water or boil it for a nice clean between uses.

In terms of firmness the Brent Everett Dildo feels thick but not completely rigid. It does have some squish to it and the penis itself can be bent to touch the base of its balls (if you’re reading this, Brent, sorry for that mental image). The balls do feel firmer than the shaft but this is mainly due to size. Lingering on that point for a moment it’s worth checking your harness before purchasing the Brent Everett Dildo for pegging as the balls might make it a bit of a nuisance.

Veering back to material, the surface of the Brent Everett Dildo is matte and incredibly draggy. This is due to the level of detail on the toy, which makes it so that drag was inevitable. Still, the Brent Everett Dildo lubes up very well and the drag is actually a bonus during use.

This dildo has so much detail that it may be too real for some people.
This dildo has so much detail that it may be too real for some people.

With a total length of 8 inches, an insertable length of 7 inches, and a shaft circumference of 5.5 inches the Brent Everett Dildo is manageable but still looks huge. It definitely has a sense of stature about it that is undeniably impressive.

Sadly, due to the realism, live-casting and size of this toy Mr. Peaches did experience a bit of toy envy for the first time ever when he saw this toy. He was well-aware that this was, in his own words, ‘an irrational concern’ and that it was ‘just a hunk of silicone’ but it was a large hunk and it was cast off of someone else.

For him this meant that there was some trepidation when using the Brent Everett Dildo on me, but it was something he overcame easily enough. If, however, you’re uncertain about how your partner will react if presented with a toy like this then it may be worth talking it out before making your purchase. Maintaining a healthy level of communication throughout the first few uses is something I also recommend, but communication is always key so this should be a given.

My first impressions when seeing the Brent Everett Dildo were that it looked wonderfully textured but also intimidatingly big. Luckily I had absolutely nothing to worry about, as the Brent Everett Dildo went in on my first attempt without the need for warm-up toys.

The Brent Everett Dildo does feel girthy to me during use but, again, this works to the dildos advantage. Its lovely curve and very noticeable coronal ridge make it so that my G-Spot is never neglected while my vaginal walls in general get a treat from the texture that this dildo has to offer. Thrusting is the one thing that the Brent Everett Dildo can’t do well—as it’s thick silicone and prominent coronal ridge don’t lend themselves well to it—but I really don’t mind. Wiggling this dildo in my vagina or practicing slow thrusts is enough to give me a deep, strong orgasm which lasts for an above average length of time.

The coronal ridge makes me melt like butter in summer.
The coronal ridge makes me melt like butter in summer.

Much like the Cush, the Brent Everett Dildo is a toy that makes my vaginal muscles work harder to clench around it, resulting in near-overwhelming sensations. When I use the Brent Everett Dildo I know I’m in for a fantastic orgasm, there’s just no doubt in my mind about it.

Sometimes the orgasms that this toy provides me with are so strong that I’m left in a blissful haze for a while afterwards. It’s the type of warm glow that is almost distracting; the type that makes you zone out on what’s happening around you because you’re too busy feeling your body and settling back into yourself. Long story short I try not to get in any important conversations for at least half an hour after using this toy. That’s me time.

So, are there any real downsides to this toy? Well, yes, but most are personal preference.

As said before, if you’re looking for a pegging toy then you will need to factor in the balls of this dildo before buying it. Personally I was using this dildo for masturbation most of the time and so the balls actually helped (providing me with a base to hold) but that won’t always be the case. If you dislike toys with balls then the Brent Everett Dildo might also disappoint you.

While this toy does look very realistic it should be noted that it doesn’t actually feel realistic at all. This isn’t VixSkin. When I use this dildo it feels like just that: a dildo. This really isn’t a problem for me at all but it might disappoint those who wanted the ‘real feel’ experience to match the aesthetics.

As a final nit-pick I also wish that the urethral opening had some more attention given to it. As it stands it looks like the most unrealistic part of the dildo and it kind of sticks out like a sore thumb because of it.

Final Thoughts

Overall I am still delighted with this dildo and I know that I’ll be revisiting it whenever I want a girthy G-Spotter and a haze-for-hours orgasm. If all of the dildos in the Fleshjack Boys line are as exceptionally crafted as the Brent Everett Dildo then I can wholeheartedly recommend them, along with the Brent Everett Dildo itself.

Recommend to:

People who like realistic dildos.

People who like subtle texture.

People who like prominent coronal ridges.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who dislike realistic dildos.

People who dislike textured dildos.

People who prefer smooth and glossy silicone.

The Brent Everett Dildo was provided to me by Meo in exchange for an honest review.