Update: Just to Let You Know…

Hello my dear readers,

Remember a while ago I said I had something big to tell you but that I had to stay hush-hush? Well the time has come for me to finally let the cat out of the bag.

Well, y’see…the thing is…kind of…I was on FRIGGIN CHANNEL 4!!!


Yup, you can go and see me in all my #nomakeup glory over at Channel 4’s site right now as part of a series of shorts on Bondara.

The camera really is an unforgiving mistress, and I maintain that the mask makes me looks like a derpy owl but this derpy owl couldn’t be happier. Hoo!

You’ll notice I got to pick some toys to review for the short. If you’re wondering what they were then look no further:

The Lelo Smart Wand Large (of course).

The Bondara Purple Velvet Butt Plug.

The Rocks-Off 50 Speeds of Play Bullet Vibrator.

The Doxy Wand Massager.

And, finally, the Bondara Mr. Realist Dildo.

All of these products can be purchased at Bondara.

It was an absolute pleasure to meet Chris. He’s someone who is clearly passionate about what he does and is generally a really nice man. We also spent some time nattering about Kiiroo and the Womanizer, which was a good bit of fun.

I spent a whole day at Bondara and, as you can imagine, a lot of what I said and did had to be cut to fit the 3 minute mark but it was an incredibly enriching experience for me.

Bondara, for its part, is trying to reduce the amount of jelly products it stocks and is hoping to expand its silicone and body-safe ranges. However, Chris did express the usual struggle in that the industry faces of catering to customers who want to purchase budget sex toys at the expense of material quality.

The most important thing I can highlight is please consider what your toy is made out of. If you cannot buy a safe sex toy then, at the very least, please make sure you are aware of the risks associated with your chosen sex toy material and the cleaning methods that you need to adopt.

For new readers who have come from the Channel 4 short; hello! Despite my very serious looking expressions in the short I am a friendly, bubbly person and I hope that will come through in my reviews. Still, what I said in the short stands: I want to empower you, I take my job as a reviewer very seriously and your sexual well-being is at the front of my mind at all times.

I hope new readers enjoy my content at that my regular readers are as excited about this as I was.

Until the next review!


  • Kink Craft

    Wow that is fantastic, well done

  • Mia More

    Not sure how I missed this, but well done Lady! Brilliant work. Love it.
    Your site’s looking great at the moment too :-)