Toy Review: The Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon (Small)

As soon as I received my G-Spoon I knew I had been given a chance to review something extraordinary and the moment I inserted it that thought was instantly reaffirmed.

The Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon (Small) is a perfect unison between breathtaking beauty and orgasmic bliss and I’m loving every moment I have with it.

The G-Spoon has quickly become my go-to dildo and with good reason; when I’m not using it I crave it and when I am it gives me reason to crave it so strongly. Seriously, I’d write poetry about this dildo if the sensations I get from using it didn’t leave me in such an incoherent orgasmic stupor. It’s that good.

About Fucking Sculptures

The G-Spoon is made by the wonderful folks over at Fucking Sculptures—a group of people who clearly put a lot of hard work and care into each product they produce. Each Fucking Sculpture is handmade from soda-lime glass at the Glass Studio in Berkeley, CA. The work itself is very labour-intensive, as can be seen in the video below.

The people over at Fucking Sculptures are dedicated to intimacy, love, and sexual liberation. Each Fucking Sculpture is designed with these ideals in mind. Each dildo is also produced with beauty and distinctiveness in mind. With every dildo being handmade they truly are a one-of-a-kind product and these differences contribute to the true beauty of Fucking Sculptures—providing a sexually connected but also intimately unique product for users to enjoy.

Fucking Sculptures also care deeply about their impact on the environment. As well as making very eco-friendly products (it doesn’t get much better than glass), Fucking Sculptures are shipped in a no-frills box with as many reusable packing resources as is possible (eg. repurposed newspaper pages crumpled up into balls for padding). This is a really nice touch and makes me appreciate Fucking Sculptures even more.

Communicating with Fucking Sculptures was a breeze and my G-Spoon arrived promptly and was well-packed. Overall I was incredibly happy with the service that Fucking Sculptures provided and really can’t fault it at all.

The Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon

When it comes to the Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon the name of the game is in the G-Spoon’s name. This dildo is designed to locate and excite the G-spot because, as Fucking Sculptures puts it, “Bringing yourself to orgasm (or allowing your partner the honor) through g-spot stimulation is a pleasure that no g-spot having person should deny themselves. Seriously. Ask a friend.”

The G-Spoon provides a spoon full of delight, and then some.
The G-Spoon is a delight to use and to view.

The G-Spoon has an elegantly curved form with a bulbous head which arches upwards to help hit the spot. A swirling handle allows for the perfect anchor during use and, while some have had issues gripping this handle, I found mine worked wonderfully.

The G-Spoon itself comes in three different sizes—small, medium, and large. Each of the rough measurements for the sizes can be found on the G-Spoon’s page, however because each G-Spoon is handmade there are some variations in the shape and size of the toys.

If you’re worried about this variation then you’re missing the point of a Fucking Sculpture. The uniqueness of each G-Spoon is something to be celebrated and is part of what will ultimately make your product unique. However this still doesn’t put your mind at ease then know that Aerie tried two varying G-Spoons of the same size in their own review and noted no dramatic difference in pleasure.

Each G-Spoon has its own unique appearance and quirks.
Each G-Spoon has its own unique appearance and quirks.

The G-Spoon is made out of soda-lime glass. While soda-lime glass is a bit of an odd material to use when it comes to glass dildos (most companies use borosilicate glass) soda-lime glass is actually the most common form of glass produced generally. In terms of sex toys it shares almost all the same benefits as borosilicate glass. It’s completely non-porous, it’s chemically inert, it is very sturdy and will not break during use and it’s generally body-safe.

The one thing to note with soda-lime glass is that it doesn’t like being rapidly heated or cooled so take it slow. Never boil your Fucking Sculpture, never stick it in the freezer, and never rapidly change it from one temperature extreme to another. Really this is good advice with any glass toy but it is even more important with soda-lime glass.

If cared for properly the G-Spoon can (and should) last a lifetime, however if something does go wrong then Fucking Sculptures offer one free replacement. All you need to do to sort this out is contact them and all you’ll have to pay for in the end is shipping. How fantastic is that?

The G-Spoon comes in various different colours but the one I received was gold (with an artistically placed line across the head). Part of the pleasure of purchasing a Fucking Sculpture is undoubtedly the aesthetic element to them and I was not disappointed at all with my G-Spoon.

The different colours and details on my G-Spoon are wonderful. I notice something new each time I look at it.
The different colours and details on my G-Spoon are wonderful. I notice something new each time I look at it.
Under the right lighting conditions my G-Spoon also shines like amber.
Under the right lighting conditions my G-Spoon also shines like amber.

When under normal lighting conditions my G-Spoon has a rather metallic gold colouration to it. Different colours seem stained into the surface adding to its distinctiveness and giving it a vintage undertone. It almost looks like an antique piece—something I want to display with fine leather cuffs and a designer feather tickler. However to do so would be a grave injustice; this dildo was made to be fucked and, my god, does it do its job well.

One thing I noticed almost immediately with the G-Spoon is that it glides into my body near-effortlessly. Skipping out on the draggy element of silicone, the glass surface of the G-Spoon requires little-to-no lube to be comfortably inserted.

Most times I have opted to insert my G-Spoon without pre-heating it and I’m happy to report that it warms relatively quickly once inserted. On my heat tests the G-Spoon was equally adept at heating up in warm water and retained its temperature well (a bonus for all you sensation junkies out there).

Using the G-Spoon has been a pure delight. The benefit of glass is that it’s so firm that it is easily able to put pressure on all the right places once positioned, however it’s also smooth enough that it never feels invasive. As soon as I inserted the G-Spoon it located my G-spot with ease and stroked expertly against it.

Thrusting the G-Spoon is a breeze, due to its glossy surface, however my favourite method of use is to keep my G-Spoon in place and clench my vaginal muscles around it. When I do so it almost feels as if the G-Spoon is reciprocating my motions—caressing my G-spot in dreamy lapping motions. It’s a bit of an abstract description, I know, but that’s art for you.

The resulting orgasms from the G-Spoon have always been powerful, resonant, and incredibly long-lasting. Minutes have passed with my orgasm still rolling on at times. I feel like the shape of the G-Spoon really helps with this along with the smooth and non-impairing surface of the dildo.

As for downsides, well, they’re all personal preference.

If you dislike firm toys then glass is about as firm as they come. The larger sizes of the G-Spoon might also be a bit weighty but I found that my G-Spoon was no heavier than my other glass toys and significantly lighter than my metal ones.

Because each G-Spoon is unique there might also be slight variations in user experience (as with the variations in the handle section) but, to me, this is all part of purchasing a handmade product.

In terms of objective flaws the G-Spoon doesn’t really have any aside from the fact that it can’t be used anally and is only really good for those with a G-spot, but is that really something we should penalize this product for? At the end of the day the G-Spoon manages to achieve exactly what it wants to and I love it for doing so.

Final Thoughts

If it wasn’t already apparent from me gushing about the G-Spoon for my entire review I love this product and I can’t recommend it enough.

My greatest hope is that you, too, can purchase one and gush about it yourself (or perhaps gush generally if you’re blessed with the ability to squirt).

At a starting price of $120 though I know that this is an extravagant purchase for most. All I can say is if you’re interested in a G-Spoon it’s worth saving up for one. Buying a G-Spoon is like a personal investment in your pleasure and, from what I’ve experienced, I would say that it’s well worth every penny.

Recommend to:

G-spot enthusiasts.

Glass lovers.

Dildo connoisseurs.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who like draggy toys.

People who dislike glass.

G-Spot newbies (purely because it’s a lot to invest if you’ve no prior experience).

  • Yes! I have one and I couldn’t agree with you more. I love it. LOVE it. Wonderful review!

  • I have a Fucking Sculptures small corkscrew & absolutely adore it. I think I need to save for this one too.