Toy Review: The Vivid Raw Fuck & Suck

The first thing that came to mind when I received this was “whhhhhy!?”

Why, after my damning report on the Fuck Buddy would CalExotics ever think it was a good idea to send me another one of these putrid products? I shudderedat the thought of testing it, as did Mr. Peaches.

Still we are both professionals so of course we both determined to review the Fuck & Suck regardless of our bitter memories of the Fuck Buddy and, truth be told, it wasn’t as bad.

Don’t get me wrong if it was a choice between the Fuck & Suck and another product I’d ditch the Fuck & Suck in a heartbeat. However Mr. Peaches did enjoy the sensations that this toy provided and so this toy wasn’t totally damnable. It seems silver linings are possible even in the bleakest of scenarios.

The Vivid Raw Fuck & Suck

The Vivid Raw Fuck & Suck is part of the Vivid Raw line—a line primarily for penis-owners with a focus on masturbators for the most part. The Fuck & Suck is made with the intention of replicating both a blow job and penetration. To that end this product has two entrances—a mouth and a vagina. Both sides are decorated with their respected entrances and the detailing is reasonably done. The lips of the Suck-end have fine details places onto them while the clitoris and labia of the Fuck-end do look quite inviting.

The Fuck & Suck manages to get a better reception than the Fuck Buddy.
The Fuck & Suck manages to get a better reception than the Fuck Buddy.

The Fuck & Suck has a dual-density chamber which allows for increased suctions and, subsequently, increased sensation. It’s stretchy though not soft, sticky is a better word to use. Still once lubed up the inner chamber allows for easy insertion and has texture to it to enhance the experience. CalExotics claim that the Fuck & Suck is incredibly durable but if something does go wrong with the toy they offer a one year warranty on the toy.

The entrances for the Fuck & Suck do have some nice detailing to them.
The entrances for the Fuck & Suck do have some nice detailing to them.

Now considering my utter hatred of the Fuck Buddy I did allow Mr. Peaches a few solo sessions with this toy before I asked him for his perspective, and I was surprised when he seemed quite pleased with the product. Again, not “I will use this after the review is over” pleased, but still satisfied with his experiences. Naturally I had to know why.

One aspect of the toy that Mr. Peaches did like was the fantasy angle of it—the actual Fuck & Suck marketing. If he was in the right mood then he could sit down with the Fuck & Suck and imagine that he was being given head before turning the toy around and, as he put it, “pounding pussy”. However the texture and feeling of the Fuck & Suck was also markedly more enjoyable for him.

According to Mr. Peaches the Fuck & Suck has a very tight feeling to it. This coupled with the texture inside the masturbator allows for some very intense sensations. The texture was especially good at catching Mr. Peaches’ coronal ridge, which is a definite plus, and he had some strong and genuinely enjoyable orgasms when using this toy. Although, by his own warning, that sucking sensation also means that fluids are liable to shoot out of the other hole of the toy.

I’m not a big fan of the Fuck & Suck but I am a big fan of facilitating Mr. Peaches’ pleasure so here are the positives I’ve found with the toy.

The ridges on the exterior of the toy are great for gripping it firmly.
The ridges on the exterior of the toy are great for gripping it firmly.

The Fuck & Suck is quite a large toy and has ridges on the outside to allow for an easier grip. I find that this does help, especially considering the size of this toy. Because it has two holes the Fuck & Suck is also marginally easier to clean than the Fuck Buddy—which would allow moisture to develop in its closed off chamber. Just rinse the Fuck & Suck through with soapy water and you’re already onto a better toy than the Fuck Buddy.

That being said the Fuck & Suck still smells absolutely disgusting. Some of my friends have described the smell as old dust, I just think of it generally as festering materials. No matter how much we’ve cleaned this toy the smell doesn’t seem to fade and it transfers onto the body—leaving the user’s genitals and hands smelling equally as unpleasant.

This is something I really can’t abide and it comes from the same problem as the Fuck Buddy—namely materials. The Fuck & Suck is made out of ‘pure-skin’ material, which is another phrase for TPR. TPR is porous and not exactly body-safe, as it can soak up all sorts of icky bacteria and residue moisture. Because of that you do need to wash this toy before and after each use and, as I’ve said before, a smell is retained in between washes.

TPR also picks up lint, hair, and other bits of living debris like nobody’s business so it’s even more important to make sure this toy is cleaned. Whoever thought the Vivid Raw line was ‘maintenance free’ is kidding themselves. No toy is truly maintenance free, and the Fuck & Suck even less so.

Mr. Peaches had the same issues with the Fuck & Suck as me (he hates the smell, in particular) but he also added that the size of the toy makes it nearly impossible to use one-handed. This means that both hands have to be dedicated to the task at hand (pun intended) instead of allowing you a free hand to do things such as scroll through your favourite adult content during use. A fair point I feel.

Final Thoughts

The Fuck & Suck doesn’t get a thumbs up from me but, all things considered, it works noticeably better than the Fuck Buddy, so that’s something. In use it feels great and can even offer some really enjoyable orgasms, however one has to ask themselves if the stench and the maintenance issues are really worth it.

Personally I wouldn’t recommend the Fuck & Suck when there are other products that are equally enjoyable and with less downsides. However if you’re curious about the Fuck & Suck and like what you’ve heard in this review then just make sure you keep up that cleaning regime.

Recommend to:

People who like double-ended masturbators.

People who like tight and textured toys.

People who like sexual fantasies.

Do Not Recommend to:

People who dislike TPR.

People who dislike strong odours on toys.

People who dislike sticky toys.