Update: 1 Year Blogiversary Giveaway Results

Hello my lovely readers,

Wow! You guys are the best! The amount of support and positive feedback that I have received for my 1 Year Blogiversary Giveaway has been overwhelming and I’m humbled by it all.Without you guys there would be no Emmeline Peaches Reviews, so I am so happy that I had a chance to celebrate my 1 year milestone by giving something back to you.

So, without further ado, here are the winners of each giveway prize:

The Lelo Smart Wand Large: @MissRubyReviews of the wonderful Miss Ruby Reviews. Congratulations!

The Revel Body SOL: @Yumstockings. Enjoy!

The Crash Pad Membership: @TheMinxyMilly of The Minxy Milly. Congrats!

I hope all three winners enjoy their prizes.

Thank you all for celebrating with me.
Thank you all for celebrating with me.

And, of course, there was one more prize to be won; a piece of artwork drawn by me. Creative entries were the name of the game with this prize and I’m happy to say that the winner was…@FuckMachineIan, owner of FMachineFun!

Ian’s entry was a humorous little poem which, by his approximations, would. make his English teacher roll in his grave. Personally I think it’s awesome:

An Ode to Emmeline Peaches
I had a yearning within my tight breaches,
And needed advice, that’s when I found Emmeline Peaches.
She had reviews that were written like a pro,
About dildos, vibrators, sex machines and of course the stunning Lelo.

I decided to follow her advice,
Opting for a toy that would feel rather nice.
Using the links on her site,
I got it at a price that was just right.

Now the yearning within my breaches is satisfied,
And I’ve got Emmeline to thank for being right.
If you are looking for advice, no need to think twice,
Just get yourself off to Emmelines’ site.

And that’s all for now my lovely readers. I look forward to writing more reviews for you in the future and helping people make confident choices when it comes to their adult toy purchases.

If you’re sad that you didn’t win anything then don’t worry; there will be many more giveaways to come.

Until the next review!

Emmeline Peaches.

  • dirty-gardener

    Congrats to all!