Emmeline’s Top Shop Picks: Lovehoney


To me there is no better retailer to start this review special off then Lovehoney. There are so many reasons that Lovehoney is a fantastic choice when it comes to your pleasure purchases and I want to showcase just a few.


Identifying as “the sexual happiness people” Lovehoney has humble roots. Founded in 2002 by Neal Slateford and Richard Longhurst, Lovehoney’s first office resided out of Richard’s flat. When it came to the first order the pair went out to the post office themselves to buy the envelope. Ever since then Lovehoney has exploded and it’s now estimated that 1 in 3 sex toys in the UK are purchased through Lovehoney’s warehouse in Bath.


Part of what sets Lovehoney apart is its image. Stylish, inviting, and user-friendly, the Lovehoney website invites users to explore their sexual fantasies in a safe and welcoming environment. Key features are listed for every product and various buying guides and advice articles are made available to help buyers feel confident about their purchases. As if this isn’t enough Lovehoney also puts up product videos for many of its products—providing even more information to put you at ease.

Lovehoney’s customer service is fantastic too. Orders over £10 qualify for free UK delivery. And not just any free delivery—Royal Mail 48hr delivery tracked to your door. Even on orders under £10 this 48hr delivery service still only costs £2.50, which is pretty fantastic if you ask me. If there’s something wrong with your order (or if you want to ask a question before your purchase) Lovehoney has 24/7 customer care (including a live chat service) to help customers in any way possible. And should you wish to return your item/s then you can take advantage of Lovehoney’s 365 day no-quibble returns policy. This is a phenomenal returns service and it provides a sense of security that money can’t buy.

As if all of that wasn’t enough Lovehoney has other perks, including:

Pretty awesome, huh? Lovehoney also recently provided some of its data to the Ideas Detective, Jon Millward, who compiled it into an extensive and fascinating article about our sex lives. Oh, and they’ve also had their own TV show and documentary. No big.

So, what is there to buy at Lovehoney? Well a lot actually, but here are some of my top picks.

Some Top Picks


The Lovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator

One of the first products I reviewed and the item of choice for a recent giveaway I hosted, the Lovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator provides strong sensations for those who love power. While not the smallest of toys the Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator works wonders in the bedroom and was made to be a UK-version of the famous Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator. The Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator also has an adjustable dial controller which means that you can start off gentle and work your way up—making it suitable for most users.

touchThe We-Vibe Touch

Small but mighty, this formidable little vibrator never fails to get me off (often in record time). Great for both pin-point vibrations and a more diffused touch (depending on which side you use) the We-Vibe Touch is often my choice of travel vibe. A good vibrator for users that like ’em rumbly, the We-Vibe Touch is also rechargeable and waterproof.

pileThe Tenga 3D Pile Male Masturbator 

One for the penis-owners, the Tenga 3D Pile is both undeniably elegant and mindblowingly orgasmic. Made of soft antibacterial elastomer the Tenga 3D Pile provides unique sensations which rarely fail to delight (it also causes immense penis envy in me).A great to to use solo or with a partner, the Tenga 3D Pile is one of the sexiest ways to say “I love you”.

(Points also go to the Tenga 3D Zen which was kindly reviewed by our guest reviewer, Lemon Fresh).

eroscillatorThe Eroscillator 2 Deluxe Mains Powered Clitoral Vibrator

While the Eroscillator failed to get me off I’m clearly in the minority. The fact is that the Erocsillator remains, to this day, one of the greatest oscillating sex products on the market. A real luxury buy, anyone who receives the Eroscillator is most likely in for a treat, as Lovehoney’s customer reviews can attest to. Wanting to splash out on an extravagant erotic purchase? The Eroscillator might just be the product for you.

mustangVixen Mustang VixSkin Realistic Dildo 

The only toy on this list that I don’t own, but god damn do I want it. The Mustang has had so many positive reviews that I feel confident in recommending this toy (and in lusting over it myself). Made from Vixen Creations’ unique-feeling VixSkin, the Mustang promises the ride of your life.

All of these fantastic products and more can be found at Lovehoney. So, when you’re making your Christmas purchases, why not consider buying from Lovehoney?

Until the next Review!

Emmeline Peaches.

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