Update: Lelo Announces the New Lelo Pino

Hello my lovely readers,

Well this is a strange one. Lelo has announced the first sex toy designed exclusively for bankers, called the Pino.

What do we know about the Pino? Not much at this point. But it’s promising some pretty exciting things.

“Many bankers want more from their profession and their investments; they also want more from their intimate investments. The new PINO™ will be the first sex toy in history that can satisfy the hedonistic sexual cravings and excesses exhibited by members of the financial world.”

Sounds promising! Steve Thomson, Lelo’s Head of Marketing had some pretty big things to say about the Pino too.

“Can you think of a more challenging group to design a sex toy for? We know people working in finance have a relentless, insatiable drive for both success and excess, so we took those demands and created one of the most striking products in LELO history.”

The Pino currently has a teaser site up and will be unveiled on the 4th November. It’s set to retail at $159 USD. However if you sign up over at the teaser page then you’ll be in for a chance to win 1 of 3 limited edition, personalized and engraved Pino gift sets.


As of now I’m not sure how to feel about the Pino. I’m not a big fan of products that exclude people (even as a bi-product of trying to include others) and the exclusive vibe of the Pino seems a bit excessive to me. But there’s no denying that I’m intrigued.

Hopefully we’ll find out more about the Pino soon. Here’s hoping it will be a product worth investing in, whether you’re a banker or not.

Until the next review!

Emmeline Peaches.